This has to be the result of some German Nordic fusion!!



by annoying97

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  5. I’m not sure even Hans is that perverted. This looks like Yoshi’s doing.

  7. Imagine how it would smell after the fabric got soaked a few times

  16. The remote has Japanese characters.. why are we surprised?

  18. Let’s look at the evidence:

    Plush sex toy. Odd. Specific.

    Cute. Who loves to make everything into a cute mascot?

    Mechanical. What person would even think to create this? I imagine a nord would be proud of his/her jotunn dildos. This strikes me as the fusion of novelty and shame.

    Kind of small, cartoonish penis. Who possesses small cartoon penises?

    Thus far it could possible be Korea. Maybe China.

    However, there is one final damning piece of evidence:

    UNDERWEAR. Only ONE ethnicity would add ladies underwear to this invention:

    This is pure Japanesium.

    If it turns out I am wrong, I’ll buy one and behead it, ISIS style.

  20. Just look at the remote guys and stop this slandering, this is not my brethrens work. Dis gus ting (read in Vicky’s voice).

  27. Whoa, so my wife’s favorite stuffed animal isn’t just wearing underwear because he’s – according to her – “reverse Pooh”?

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