Average French Date

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1. This is more decadent than my life.

2. Que du bonheur !

3. Who made this absolute gem ?

4. That’s exactly how I imagine people living in Paris.

5. It’s a shame they weren’t metrosexual

6. Can someone translate what they are texting in the end?

7. Non mais ce post est IMBUVABLE !!!

8. god i wish i were a french

9. mmm le frog

10. How long have you been living in Paris, Pedro ?

11. Best thing I’ve seen today.

12. Not enough siggs getting lighted

13. Average ~~French~~ Parisian Date

14. Yours aren’t like this?

15. Today i asked out a girl and got rejected.

    Nothing to it, just felt like sharing. 🙁

16. If it weren’t for the très horrible language this depicts exactly how it is in amsterdam.

17. Are they both Yanks on holidays in Charleroi?

18. 

    Pov: non smokers in paris

19. Accurate.

    We hate them just as much as you.

    We’re insufferable because we actually have to live with the French on a daily basis.

20. Not French enough

21. This is indeed an accurate documentary.

22. This is me but replace smoking with crying

23. Hon hon hon.. La puh puh… ouais ouais.. la pouh pouh

    Edit: gnan gnan gnan, conard!

24. I thoroughly enjoyed this

25. i want my life to be like the first 20 seconds

26. Let me see here:

    Eating cheese ✓
    Drinking wine ✓
    Smoking ✓
    Reading something pretentious ✓
    Arguing with strangers ✓
    Art galleries in the middle of the day ✓
    Metro ✓
    Hating each other ✓

    This pretty much entirely scans with what I imagine life in France to be like.

27. This hit too close to home

28. #Oh La La

29. What’s the cuss they are repeating?

30. I was expecting spaghetti with meatballs from their mouth

31. Le peak of le french civilization. I wonder how we got collectively here.

32. Smokers are disgusting

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