He did the right thing… never seen oat beiing milked.. same for almond or whatever sort of nut or wheat
Luv me French. Simple as.
Soy milk is objectively the best though. Oat milk tastes like water with cardboard dissolved in it, and cow’s milk is gross when you honestly think about it for more than 5 seconds
I’m going to copy paste the comment i posted about that topic a few months ago :
A café is not a Starbucks, you don’t order a caramel macchiato with whipped cream, oat milk from fair trade and crushed M&Ms. Acceptable orders are : un café (espresso) or un café long (long espresso).
I mean, taste and politics aside, they probably don’t have oat milk.
Do we even have oatmilk?
Never change parisian waiters.
I expect to be treated like my mere existance is an insult to their establishment.
Had he tried this in Italy he probably would be laughed out the restaurant
fair tbh
It’s because he ain’t hairy. I lived in Paris, and I remember needing to use the bathroom. They allowed me to use it, and then a few seconds later, someone asked them to do the same. They said that “ unless you buy, you do not use the toilet; they are for customers only.”
Gotta hate in the fr*nch normally, but gotta love them for how they handle savage tourists
Reminds me of a joke: American tourist in Edinburgh walks into a cafe and asks for a latte with oat milk. Barista looks at him confused [read in Scottish accent] “But sir, I cannay do a latte without milk”.
Fuck Andy Haynes.
Gonna send this to my sister who only drinks oat milk lattes because she’s convinced herself she’s lactose intolerant
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He’s lucky, he just got a “no” and a bit of distain.
If he asked that in Rome…
Pierre W
Definite French W. Oat milk latte though? Don’t want to know how vile that tastes.
What the hell is even that?
That’s an option. The other one is “cow milk latte with extra spit”.
https://preview.redd.it/yj4n3eh25gte1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f23459d48550a7c69fc6398da1fd76b4b60e990
Non.
as he should
Rare W for Pierre
He did the right thing… never seen oat beiing milked.. same for almond or whatever sort of nut or wheat
Luv me French. Simple as.
Soy milk is objectively the best though. Oat milk tastes like water with cardboard dissolved in it, and cow’s milk is gross when you honestly think about it for more than 5 seconds
I’m going to copy paste the comment i posted about that topic a few months ago :
A café is not a Starbucks, you don’t order a caramel macchiato with whipped cream, oat milk from fair trade and crushed M&Ms. Acceptable orders are : un café (espresso) or un café long (long espresso).
I mean, taste and politics aside, they probably don’t have oat milk.
Do we even have oatmilk?
Never change parisian waiters.
I expect to be treated like my mere existance is an insult to their establishment.
Had he tried this in Italy he probably would be laughed out the restaurant
fair tbh
It’s because he ain’t hairy. I lived in Paris, and I remember needing to use the bathroom. They allowed me to use it, and then a few seconds later, someone asked them to do the same. They said that “ unless you buy, you do not use the toilet; they are for customers only.”
Gotta hate in the fr*nch normally, but gotta love them for how they handle savage tourists
Reminds me of a joke: American tourist in Edinburgh walks into a cafe and asks for a latte with oat milk. Barista looks at him confused [read in Scottish accent] “But sir, I cannay do a latte without milk”.
Fuck Andy Haynes.
Gonna send this to my sister who only drinks oat milk lattes because she’s convinced herself she’s lactose intolerant
Give the waiter the Légion d’Honneur.
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