Left my keys in a basket in ASDA

22 comments

1. How does it make you feel?

2. Diabeetus

3. I like how you’ve censored the expletive in your description, whilst the image quite proudly and openly says:

   # CUNT

4. That’s ‘Fat Ford Cunt’ to you.

5. Fat Clint

6. Hope you said “see you next Tuesday” as you left

7. Change the tag to Total Throbber.

8. Now I want you to go in that lost property box and find my keys.

9. I don’t mind being called a cunt but I’m the slimiest I’ve ever been :’(

10. Man you Britts Fukin love that word!😂

11. They knew they were yours immediately

12. At least you had to describe them, worst case scenario would be you got handed your keys with no prior description lmao

13. in response: oh right yeh, Ford…Automatic….Transmission……Cunt

14. Did they announce it over the store speaker. “ Fat Cunt, calling Mr cunt please come to customer services”?

15. had some photos printed recently and after they asked me for my name i proclaimed with pride and confidence “Anal prolapse”. I got my photos and ran.

16. I’m laughing way too hard 😂

17. I’ve never seen those keys before, I’m assuming that’s not a states available ford.

18. I lost my “BAD MOTHERFUCKER” wallet at a center parcs once. That was a fun afternoon asking about it 😂

19. Reminds me of a great pub quiz team name: Fact Hunt

20. “Ah, you’re the FAT CUNT that lost your keys then”

21. I didn’t know Ford renamed the C-Max.

22. Is this why they kept asking me if I had lost a set of car keys??

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