post the most bizarre town/city name of your country

by Far_Hope_6349

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  2. Boerenhol – Farmer’s (ass)hole, but actually farmer’s hill

    Doodstil – Dead Silent, actually Dode’s bridge.

  5. We have Bitche and Montcuq (my arse). Does that count ?

  7. Alcantarilla.

    That’s Spanish for “little Alcántara”. Also Spanish for “sewer”

  8. I drive through Penistone on a regular basis.

    Wetwang, Twatt. I am sure there are loads more.

  12. A story in 6 place names:

    – Mösendorf (Vagina village)
    – Unterfeichten am Hochlecken (Lower moistness at high licking)
    – Kleinpoppen (Little intercourse)
    – Poppendorf (Intercourse village)
    – Samendorf (Semen village)
    – Saudorf (Pigs village)

  13. Belgium has the Anal Triangle between **Kont**ich, **Aar**t**s**elaar and **Reet**. All of which mean exactly what you’d expect something in the Anal Triangle to be.

  16. The town Fucking changed their name to Fugging because their town sign kept getting stolen.

  18. Sesso (Reggio Emilia) [lit. “sex”]

    Trepalle (Livigno) [lit. “three balls”]

    Bastardo (Giano dell’Umbria) [lit. “bastard”]

    Casa del Diavolo (Perugia) [lit. “devil’s house”]

    Osteria del Gatto (Fossato di Vico) [lit. “cat’s tavern”]

    bonus: La Borra (Pontedera) [[it reminds of a funny trash moment on italian TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtindO-698)]

  19. We have a lot of them, here’s a few

    https://preview.redd.it/oko8x5e1odue1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=676b0c7eebe11a08f79efe62533cbb5cd5e9adb4

    [Picha](https://maps.app.goo.gl/1DaCctUgPaSvKB4Z7), meaning dick. As seen above, women love it.

    [Venda da Gaita](https://maps.app.goo.gl/QHrZCXCEtUqj7iFL9) – very close to Picha, can be interpreted as “sale of the dick”

    [Covide](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covide). Yes, this is actually where the pandemic started. All the stories about labs, wet markets and bat soup were fake news.

    [Anais](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anais_(Ponte_de_Lima)) – “anals”, need I say more?

    [Degolados](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nossa_Senhora_da_Gra%C3%A7a_dos_Degolados) – “beheaded” – Pierre’s favorite place

    [Pau Gordo](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gordo) – literally “fat stick” but most would interpret this as “fat dick”

    [A-da-Gorda](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_da_Gorda) – literally “the fat lady’s [village]”

  23. South Macedonian living in Germany. Here we have:

    Wohlmannsgesees – Good man’s ass

    Wixhausen – Masturbation home or cum home

    Fickmühlen – Fuck mill

    Kotzfeld – puke field

  24. “Condom” for English speakers

    “Moncuq” for locals, it translate as “my ass”

  36. Germany got a bunch of them:

    – Elend (misery)
    – Katzenhirn (Cat brain)
    – Killer
    – Lederhose
    – Fickmühlen(fuck mills)
    – Drogen (Drugs)
    – Hölle (Hell)
    – Meinkot (my poop)
    – Öberhäslich (Super ugly)
    – Pißdorf (Piss village)
    – Luschendorf (lush? village)
    – Kuhfraß (Cow food)
    – Oberbillig (Upper cheap)
    – Langweiler (Bores/ boring people)
    – Sommerloch (Summer slump)
    – Faulebutter (Lazy butter / Rotten butter)
    – Kothausen (poop town)
    – Kotzfeld (Puke field)
    – Krätze (Scabies)
    – Busenhaus (Boob house)
    – Spinnenhirn (Spider brain)
    – Tuntenhausen (Fags house)

    And some more – should be enough for now

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