it was at a funny angle. it was behind you Tyrone.
Bricktops nemesis monologue wins it overall, but if I had to choose a single line? “D’ya like dags?”
“Five minutes, Turkish”
What do you need protection from Tommy? Zee Germans?
“No thanks Turkish, I’m sweet enough”
Or anything Bricktop says really.
Tony. Look in the dog
Thefeckwouldawantwidacaravansgetnofeckinwheels
“*…You mean Boris the bullet dodger?*”
“*Why do they call him that?*”
“*Because he dodges bullets Avi.*”
“Pull your tongue out of my asshole Gary”
“He’s a natural, ain’t you Tyrone??” -Reverses into a very obvious van
“A natural f***ing idiot!”
Tbh there too many good lines
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What, the fuck can he get away from?
You’re a natural, ain’t you Tyrone?
Course I am!
🤣
“It’s too tight.”
“Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!”
Not a line, but I always pronounce binoculars weirdly because of this film.
“What’s that?”
“It’s a shotgun, Sol.”
“It’s a fucking anti aircraft gun Vincent!”
“You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can’t lift him”
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In the quiet words of the virgin Mary… Come again?
You are on thin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.
# Now fuck off
Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
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it was at a funny angle. it was behind you Tyrone.
Bricktops nemesis monologue wins it overall, but if I had to choose a single line? “D’ya like dags?”
“Five minutes, Turkish”
What do you need protection from Tommy? Zee Germans?
“No thanks Turkish, I’m sweet enough”
Or anything Bricktop says really.
Tony. Look in the dog
Thefeckwouldawantwidacaravansgetnofeckinwheels
“*…You mean Boris the bullet dodger?*”
“*Why do they call him that?*”
“*Because he dodges bullets Avi.*”
“Pull your tongue out of my asshole Gary”
“He’s a natural, ain’t you Tyrone??” -Reverses into a very obvious van
“A natural f***ing idiot!”
Tbh there too many good lines
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What, the fuck can he get away from?
You’re a natural, ain’t you Tyrone?
Course I am!
🤣
“It’s too tight.”
“Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!”
Not a line, but I always pronounce binoculars weirdly because of this film.
“What’s that?”
“It’s a shotgun, Sol.”
“It’s a fucking anti aircraft gun Vincent!”
“You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can’t lift him”
[ Removed by Reddit ]
In the quiet words of the virgin Mary… Come again?
You are on thin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.
# Now fuck off
Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
Side note; has anyone ever seen ‘Snatch Wars?’
Some legend on the internet dubbed over Darth Vader’s lines with Brick Top’s [and it’s absolutely hilarious.](https://youtu.be/kDKiQfBs9lo?si=LpvLiw39ul2A2aRg)
“For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction… is quite a fucking thing.”
– Turkish
“I don’t care if he’s Muhammad I’m hard Bruce Lee”
Whenever anyone is being a pain it’s ‘who took the jam out of your donut?’
So many quotable lines!
What’s wrong with this one?
*Pulls door off it’s hinges*
Oh nothing Tommy. It’s tip-top. I’m just not sure about the colour.
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