Seeing the Bavarian Alps or the Black Forest from my bedroom window: YAY
Seeing the beautiful skyline of Bitterfeld or Gelsenkirchen: NAY
Did you vote for Erdogan?
Mate, German humor is no laughing matter.
Hey, at least you didn’t wake up in Fr*nce
“I woke up in one of wealthiest and most developed countries in the world, free of any existential fears that are constant in most places. How could this happen to me?”
I’m so so sorry 😔
Good, good, let the complaints flow through you!
Haha und ich fahr gerade von Tschechien wieder nach Wien nach Hause ☀️🇨🇿🍻
Someone has to be german so that the rest of us can enjoy life.
Get a Leberkäsebrötchen and some beer and get over it.
Am I the only Barry that has fond memories of growing up on an army base In Germany?
Don’t worry mate, our warm sandy beaches are waiting for you and your Germoney, come over!
Better luck tomorrow maybe
Did you try going to bed somewhere else?
Our charming southern european neighbour is always welcome to come and visit.
It is always nice to have some of that southern european inspiration in life.
I still remember when Elke pulled me aside at the local Aldi, firmly placed her hands around my waist and whispered in my ear “ich will sehr gern dein pullermann sehen”
Charming southern european bastards! Who can resist!?
Well I can offer you a solution but I don’t know if you have the ass for it.
Oh man i wish, i too woke up in a country with functional economy and government while having a credit score even before i was born! What an absolute nightmare
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Depends.
Seeing the Bavarian Alps or the Black Forest from my bedroom window: YAY
Seeing the beautiful skyline of Bitterfeld or Gelsenkirchen: NAY
Did you vote for Erdogan?
Mate, German humor is no laughing matter.
Hey, at least you didn’t wake up in Fr*nce
“I woke up in one of wealthiest and most developed countries in the world, free of any existential fears that are constant in most places. How could this happen to me?”
I’m so so sorry 😔
Good, good, let the complaints flow through you!
Haha und ich fahr gerade von Tschechien wieder nach Wien nach Hause ☀️🇨🇿🍻
Someone has to be german so that the rest of us can enjoy life.
Get a Leberkäsebrötchen and some beer and get over it.
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Am I the only Barry that has fond memories of growing up on an army base In Germany?
Don’t worry mate, our warm sandy beaches are waiting for you and your Germoney, come over!
Better luck tomorrow maybe
Did you try going to bed somewhere else?
Our charming southern european neighbour is always welcome to come and visit.
It is always nice to have some of that southern european inspiration in life.
I still remember when Elke pulled me aside at the local Aldi, firmly placed her hands around my waist and whispered in my ear “ich will sehr gern dein pullermann sehen”
Charming southern european bastards! Who can resist!?
Well I can offer you a solution but I don’t know if you have the ass for it.
Oh man i wish, i too woke up in a country with functional economy and government while having a credit score even before i was born! What an absolute nightmare
Germans are woke again
Germany today Poland tomorrow
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hey you woke up in germany
i woke up in Fucking Ireland
Back to Turkey with you then
Not to brag or anything, but i didn’t
I woke up in post brexit Britain, i think we have the worse deal
Could be worse, at least you’re not from brum
Wow and I woke up in Poland again today
Then go back to Izmir or wherever you’re from
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