“I’m going to feel ruff in the morning.” I’ll see myself out.
Pint of la-grrr please.
My husband told me when I was at work, him and the dog used to get secret snuggles on the settee (he, the dog wasn’t allowed on it) they’d share a sip of cider and a pork scratching or several! Warms my heart, they were having fun! So I love this!
A dog walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, “But you’re a dog”.
“I see your eyes are working”, replies the dog.
“And you talk!” exclaims the landlord.
“I see your ears are working”, says the dog, “Now can I just have my beer and my sandwich please?”. “I’m working on the building site across the road, and I’m on my break.”
The landlord serves him and he drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, “You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this dog that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.
“Sounds marvellous”, says the ringleader, “get him to give me a call”.
So the next day when the dog comes into the pub the landlord says, “Hey, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”.
“Yeah?”, says the dog, “Sounds great, where is it?”.
“At the circus”, says the landlord.
“The circus?”, the dog enquires.
“That’s right”, replies the landlord.
“The circus? That place with the big tent? With the big canvas sides and the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?”, persists the dog.
“That’s right!”, says the landlord.
The dog looks confused and shakes his head in amazement: “Why in the world would they want a Plasterer?”
Blake?
“How much do you normally drink?”
“I’m a cane nine sort of guy”
Sheaf View, Sheffield. Decent boozer!
We’ve all got that mate who hasn’t got their wallet when it’s their round, atleast he’s a good boy though
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Bet he don’t get his round in.
Not sure about the dog either.
You have to be 18 to order at the bar
“I’m going to feel ruff in the morning.” I’ll see myself out.
Pint of la-grrr please.
My husband told me when I was at work, him and the dog used to get secret snuggles on the settee (he, the dog wasn’t allowed on it) they’d share a sip of cider and a pork scratching or several! Warms my heart, they were having fun! So I love this!
A dog walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, “But you’re a dog”.
“I see your eyes are working”, replies the dog.
“And you talk!” exclaims the landlord.
“I see your ears are working”, says the dog, “Now can I just have my beer and my sandwich please?”. “I’m working on the building site across the road, and I’m on my break.”
The landlord serves him and he drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, “You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this dog that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.
“Sounds marvellous”, says the ringleader, “get him to give me a call”.
So the next day when the dog comes into the pub the landlord says, “Hey, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”.
“Yeah?”, says the dog, “Sounds great, where is it?”.
“At the circus”, says the landlord.
“The circus?”, the dog enquires.
“That’s right”, replies the landlord.
“The circus? That place with the big tent? With the big canvas sides and the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?”, persists the dog.
“That’s right!”, says the landlord.
The dog looks confused and shakes his head in amazement: “Why in the world would they want a Plasterer?”
Blake?
“How much do you normally drink?”
“I’m a cane nine sort of guy”
Sheaf View, Sheffield. Decent boozer!
We’ve all got that mate who hasn’t got their wallet when it’s their round, atleast he’s a good boy though
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