Opening a new roll of bin liners. 20 minutes later:

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1. Every, single, time.

2. I don’t understand. Did someone eat the bin liners? 

3. What the fuck did you open it with, a machete??

4. Scissors are your friend. They’re more awkward to split now as well, they don’t seem to be perforated properly. 

5. Come and get your black bin baaaagss

6. Exactly the same thing today, and the smaller pieces were statically charged and clinging to my hands.

7. Yes, my good man, I feel your pain. But may the pleasure of binning it in its own innards afterwards make the whole sordid affair somewhat more tolerable.

8. So real.

9. Yank the middle one out, then the roll stays nice and tidy as your work through the roll, and the last one just has the label left on it.

10. At least you have something to put in your new bin liners

11. Just done this trying to get doggy poo bags. Needed one in an emergency

12. Is the wrapper the most common first thing in a bin liner I wonder?

    I think mine come in 20s so can anything beat 1 in 20?

    I would say tea bag was in with a shout but I can usually get that in the bin without needing a new liner.

13. Since when were they called bin liners ?

14. Damn, that was quick.

15. This is why I dump my rubbish in the local nature pond. It costs me a fortune in fines and I’ve done a few stretches in chokey, but I’m well within my rights to hate bin liners and ponds

16. A tale as old as time.

17. It’s not just me then. That wrapping makes me irrationally angry.

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