I heard this thing moving across the floor, nearly had a heart attack

by Eraser411

27 comments
  1. Why’s there a tarantula running about your house 😭

  2. Laminate floor? can hear the beggars tapdancing under the couch..

  3. Wait. Before you send it packing check if it paid this month’s rent?

  4. T. gigantea. Aka wolf spider, or wee wolfie. Had one in my mums garage when we were kids and getting pissed and wiped out.

    Swear he lived for at least 5 years and numerous hibernations and moul

    https://preview.redd.it/ogn07adhfvue1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8699985127494cfcc50e21c60dec802d4d588924

    ts out of his skin. Was a true beast our wee wolfie

    Was killed by a non native false widow.

    He loved that bike. * Thats the murderin bustard there.

  5. It’s a Tegenaria, completely harmless and not really aggressive unless handled incorrectly.

    Beautiful wee ish things!

  6. That fucker’s so big he probably entered with a key

  7. Ach sure that’s only Bob. Great guy. Had drinks with him. Wants to be a web designer

  8. Bought a spider catcher about 2 years ago. Even the smallest fella went out side safely.

    I’m now plagued with bastardin Silverfish.

  9. A good size to have a good close look at their legs and see the little hooks that spiders have on their legs!

  10. I hope you patted that down before kicking it out. It probably has your wallet and car keys.

  11. My colleague had a heart attack after seeing a spider almost identical to this one this morning.

    Lifted it and popped it outside. Beautiful creatures.

  12. Spiders don’t faze me. Now wasps though that’s a different story.
    I’d like to see that one’s passport though.

  13. I have a resident spider killer lying on the end of my bed. Namely my dog.

  14. I had a similar thing a few years ago. I was petting my dog before going up to bed and it was absolutely pitch black. I just heard this muffled tapping sound on the carpet. I don’t know how it popped into my head but I just thought “I bet that’s a giant ass spider” and I turned the light on and sure enough it was one of those fuckers- or similar at least.

    Anyway, we managed to reach an agreement – he’d pay for half my rent and I wouldn’t tell anyone else he was here.

  15. Is that the spider that gives you a 4 hour erection when it bites you?

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