A centuries-old oak tree with “more ecological value than the Sycamore Gap tree” has been hacked down by the FTSE 250-listed owners of a nearby Toby Carvery

by TimesandSundayTimes

9 comments
  1. Statement from Mitchell and Butlers: ‘We felt our gross customers that go nuts over a wafer thin slice of ham and watered down gravy would prefer not to see any nature as they force their third plate of stuffing down their throats’.

  2. Ok chaps – you know what to do. Let’s put these fuckers out of business.

  3. Doesnt say exactly why Toby Carvery considered it a H&S risk.tp its customers?

    The tree was on council land and didnt have a TPO, so legally TC did nothing wrong i think.

    They’re still cunts though for cutting down a 500 year old oak tree (their own arboreal expert said it was ‘dead’, but according to another independent expert, it could have lived for another century).

  4. I believe this is what some would call a “major oopsie”

  5. Technically it is ‘replaceable’ but not for 500 years or so…

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