Outside Southbank centre..

by mynameisgill

34 comments
  1. It’s art, but some of them are functional benches, to varying degrees. I actually quite like them.

  2. wow the extent to which they re ready to go for a homesless person not to have a seating space!

  3. It looks comfortable. You lean against it don’t you? Rather than sit?

  4. Remember that the purpose of every bench you see that has a weird design is first and foremost making life just a bit harder for homeless people. Aesthetics is secondary to punishing poor people.

  5. NO! This is one of the BEST ONES! Think of all the ways you could sit on it?!

    So many hours spent slipping and sliding up and down the Jeppe Hein benches 🙂

  6. Actually looked at it and thought I’d easily take a nap there. I wouldn’t because I’d like to keep my belongings, but i could.

  7. No, because it’s not coveted in pigeon cack in the middle of a lake of litter.

  8. Useless but there’s got to be more useless benches than that

    I’m imagine nails sticking out, smeared in dog shit, broken

  9. It’s an art installation first and more of a instagram/photo bench. Plenty of normal benches within metres of these ones.

  10. it’s not the worst tbh, an art piece that serves a function as well assuming the front is the london public transport symbol and not just red

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  12. Mate that’s a sculpture of the TFL logo, to celebrate 125 years of public transport. I know this cause I pulled that fact out of my arse.

  13. Thats the best bench ever! I can’t wait to get on it and go go go!!

    -A hamster, probably

  14. There’s a load of far more useless benches in the Palace of Westminster.

  15. I’m not surprised, given the location. That whole area was designed for architect enjoyment first, human enjoyment second.

  16. Useless?? Name another bench where I do a loop-the-loop on my tiny bicycle!

  17. Honestly if I was tired enough I’d sit there, I’m shameless

  18. No, the one at Tottenham’s stadium is even more useful as it never makes any difference.

    Spurs inevitably lose

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