How to Confuse an American in One Simple Chart.

by l4napeaches

20 comments
  1. Chips are chips, fries are fries. Don’t try to tell us otherwise, America.

  2. Get this USA bullshit out of our meme page

    Also jail should be “illegally deported with no due process to a prison in another country where you’ll most likely be killed”

    Fuck off with this America bs man

  3. I went on holiday to Disney World, in Florida.

    Chatty American: “How long are you staying?”

    Me: “A fortnight”

    I was sat in the resort smoking area, next to the bar. It was about 1am. There was me, a lad from the Midlands and 5 Americans. Next thing I know, this Brummie in his 50s turns up and says to the lad “You’ve had your fag and now your Mum wants you back in the room, as we have a big day tomorrow.” That took some explaining.

  4. Don’t fuck the Australians over to suck up to the Yanks

  5. Fries and Chips are two different things. Fries are thin, chips are thick cut. Note to Americans, I said “Cut”.

  6. Don’t bring any USA thing in here . Our country is way better than theirs . Still wonder how they could elect that orange man.

  7. How old is this list everyone knows the modern term for jail used by Americans is El Salvador

  8. Fun fact; the UK used to transport prisoners to what is now the USA. We only started sending them to Australia when the 13 colonies became all ungrateful.

  9. Last thing on the USA part spelled “El Salvador” incorrectly…

  10. If you are English or American and think fries and chips are the same, you are an idiot

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