Anglo-French relations

by cryingbutsexy

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  2. We did name a battleship “Agincourt” even as we were entering a war against Germany side by side with France.

  3. How did global warming affect the ability of the French to fart in your general direction?

  6. I honesty think it’s time to invade Fr*nce again.

  10. We skipped the whole bit where the king of France’s wife became one of the first women in medieval Europe to get a divorce from the pope so she could marry the king of England

    Then it devolved into Fuck You

  11. *I reckon we should plant a Leylandii hedge up the middle of the Channel. Have a big party in Folkestone and chuck dog-shit bags and beer cans over* Al Murray’s Pub Landlord.

  12. They even nicked the French fry idea off of the Belgians, how low can you get?

  14. And weirdly we love working together on joint projects despite the engineers arguing the toss a lot. Concord, the Channel tunnel, Eurofighter, etc. And we usually end up building some decent shit

  15. Throw in a few arrows…a few battleships and a few fuck you’s and it’ll be about right.

  19. It’s a simple relationship where everyone understands each other.

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