I became British yesterday and tried to throw the most British dinner party possible. How well did I do? by ReneMino Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 25 comments Yup looks great to me! Welcome, fellow Brit! Did you drink the Pimms neat? close enough welcome back 2000s Are those raw mushrooms? That’s, uh, very odd. Beans on a paper plate has something of a menacing aura imo Pimms! Good choice, introduced an American friend to that. I think they regretted that revolution nonsense after. Welcome to the club, hope you enjoy the UK! Smashed it 👏 A suitably beige spread You did good. Congrats on your citizenship 😀 You must have come here for the wonderful British cuisine then? Congratulations! Suitably beige, well done and congratulations! An appropriate amount of beige and orange, Congratulations! I would have also included cheese (cubed) and pineapple chunks on tooth picks, but otherwise, well done and congratulations. One of us, one of us 🙂 No lager or pork pies??? 🤔 Cheese is ALL wrong. Needs to be cut into cubes, and stuck on a cocktail stick, along with some pineapple chunks. Straight back to wherever you came from. WHY ARE THERE CRUMPETS NEXT TO BEANS!? I am offended. Also, awesome job! 😛 Welcome to being a Brit! 😛 That’s an acceptable amount of beige food 👍 Everything is beige? ✅ Congratulations!! The only thing missing was my invite! Welcome to Blighty 🙂 Where’s the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Hard fail. Your citizenship is revoked 😂 He’s got party rings! How does he know our secrets? I don’t see a Bird’s Trifle in that pic… Worcester sauce crisps? Yea crazy pull. You’re definitely a Brit, and a true one at that Fanta is German. Please hand back the Passport. Comments are closed.
Pimms! Good choice, introduced an American friend to that. I think they regretted that revolution nonsense after. Welcome to the club, hope you enjoy the UK!
I would have also included cheese (cubed) and pineapple chunks on tooth picks, but otherwise, well done and congratulations. One of us, one of us 🙂
Cheese is ALL wrong. Needs to be cut into cubes, and stuck on a cocktail stick, along with some pineapple chunks. Straight back to wherever you came from.
WHY ARE THERE CRUMPETS NEXT TO BEANS!? I am offended. Also, awesome job! 😛 Welcome to being a Brit! 😛
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Yup looks great to me! Welcome, fellow Brit!
Did you drink the Pimms neat?
close enough
welcome back 2000s
Are those raw mushrooms? That’s, uh, very odd.
Beans on a paper plate has something of a menacing aura imo
Pimms! Good choice, introduced an American friend to that. I think they regretted that revolution nonsense after.
Welcome to the club, hope you enjoy the UK!
Smashed it 👏
A suitably beige spread
You did good. Congrats on your citizenship 😀
You must have come here for the wonderful British cuisine then?
Congratulations!
Suitably beige, well done and congratulations!
An appropriate amount of beige and orange, Congratulations!
I would have also included cheese (cubed) and pineapple chunks on tooth picks, but otherwise, well done and congratulations. One of us, one of us 🙂
No lager or pork pies??? 🤔
Cheese is ALL wrong. Needs to be cut into cubes, and stuck on a cocktail stick, along with some pineapple chunks.
Straight back to wherever you came from.
WHY ARE THERE CRUMPETS NEXT TO BEANS!?
I am offended.
Also, awesome job! 😛 Welcome to being a Brit! 😛
That’s an acceptable amount of beige food 👍
Everything is beige? ✅
Congratulations!!
The only thing missing was my invite! Welcome to Blighty 🙂
Where’s the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Hard fail. Your citizenship is revoked 😂
He’s got party rings! How does he know our secrets?
I don’t see a Bird’s Trifle in that pic…
Worcester sauce crisps? Yea crazy pull. You’re definitely a Brit, and a true one at that
Fanta is German.
Please hand back the Passport.
Comments are closed.