Never enough

by Gman046

33 comments
  1. Google: how to take screenshots on iOS. You could even sell your second phone afterwards that you’re using to take photos of your screen.

  2. Go back and take a 5th sausage for maximum upset

  3. I spent a full 2 minutes laughing my ass off at this

  4. Oh my god! A sausage is gone! A sausage is gone Jeremy

  5. Depends on what kind of sausage we are talking about, I’ve seen some that have a thickness of 1.5 pencils. I think I can eat 10 of those and stay hungry

  6. Ok so controversial take coming strap in….. I’d never talk to any of my kids like that unless I seriously was completely at the end of my tether, I’m guessing OP has been doing things like that for a while for Gary and Mum to be so pissed off.

    OP please can we have some added context, I.E how old are you? And also is Gary your mums parter or is he a sibling?

    Also OP is a Man City fan that tells us plenty about him all on its own 😬😬

  7. A SAUSAGE HAS GONE! OH MY GOD JEREMY, A SAUSAGE IS MISSING

  8. Yeah right… as if 3 was actually enough. Gotta make at LEAST 2 butties from the portion given, what the fuck does 3 do??

  9. Mum’s holiday is coming soon, Gaz…

    Be a proper lad: get her some flowers, and learn to buy & cook your own fuckin sausages.

    PS, get a better screen protector. That one looks like shit.

  10. Depends on how many there were to share. If things are tight but you take more than your share leaving someone else with less, you’re an a*hole. Seems he does this a lot and they’re sick of it.

  11. I’m surprised they didn’t start saying “Silly Sausage”

  12. Next time Gary sits down to dinner pull his fucking chair out so he lands on the floor. That’s what happens to snitches, Gary.

  13. *atari teenage riot voice* Sick to Death! Sick to bastard Death!

  14. Dear o dear mind going back for a 4th sausage mate? Do it for us

  15. id kick you out for that, literally taking food of someone elses plate because your a greedy shit ? next step is going through peoples purses or wallets.

    ive done more than my fair share of bullshit but i couldnt imagine doing that

  16. It sounds like gaz wss instructing him

    He didnt say op was TAKING the piss, no, he told OP to take the piss

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