Strange adornment left on top of new deer fence

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1. Stags do tend to be shedding antlers around this time, so I think what you’re seeing here is a natural occurrence and nothing to be worried about

2. Hope you didn’t move it. There was a naked parachutist just jumping from a plane and heading to what they left earlier 😉

3. >Elderly neighbour thought it was a squirrel 🐿️…

   Tell the old deer it’s left some nuts….

4. Dick hunters typically leave these on fences to let the person paying them know that they have actually been hunting dicks

5. It’s just nuts what people leave behind these days

6. It’s to scare the sheep!

7. That’s a scarecrow to deter humans

8. Unicorn must have shed its horn

9. https://preview.redd.it/vuux038722we1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d94b5c2bf9d1028ac8ed03fbdf5b216ae1f3ff7

   Found this at a reservoir once…

10. Absolutely stunning 🧐

11. Loving Scotlands version of the Angel of the North

12. I love you Scotland

13. Is that the mysterious animal called a “cockwomble” I’ve heard about???

14. That’s hard wood.

15. Certainly makes one act squirrelly

16. Is it electric?

17. It’s a dildoe

18. So thats where I left that…

19. Well doctor, I was out doing a bit of rambling and had to climb over a fence. My clothes got snagged on barbed wire and I fell, impaling myself on something……

20. Total cock-up

21. Salt lick

22. Arthur’s Other Seat

23. That wood has wood.

24. Pretty sure “Whoever smellt it dealt it” applies to finding dildos on fences…

25. I believe this means the local fae are claiming the area around that fence post.

26. So that anyone who doesn’t like the fence can go f&@k themselves.

27. A dick on a stick is the new head on a pike. Be careful out there.

28. A new kind of weather vein?

29. “Squirrels” keeping you big as hell

30. That’s a skydiving accident waiting to happen.

31. Groundskeeper Willy

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