I got a jovial little lamb, a sheep saying bah in real time, some climbers who I couldn't keep watching anymore.

A very ominous cow and that ladies back muscles were actually insane so I cropped that photo to the limit 😂

by Yorkshire-Teabeard

11 comments

  1. Decent cove, that. Gordale Scar is only a mile or so away too, well worth the walk.

  2. Malham = so much childhood happiness for me.

    My dad was from Yorkshire, so we spent lots of holidays there, including one scrambling up a dry, Gordale Scar.

    Should Mr Poots ever leave me, or die prematurely, my life plan is to move to Yorkshire. I’ll be miserable as sin, but miserable in Yorkshire

  3. One of the highlights of the dales plus it’s easy to get to.

    So much in such a small area and with Janet’s Foss nearby to dip into.

  4. I have memories of walking on top of the cove and freaking out because I didn’t know if the gaps in the limestone were deep like a ravine and I’d fall to my death. Interestingly Harry Potter was filmed there too

  5. The sheep in pic two looks like Larry David and I’m uncomfortably unsure as to why.

  6. I went on a date here a while ago. What a beautiful place. I love that Yorkshire has so many lovely places like this.

  7. Hope the air ambulance wasn’t for the climbers

  10. My first time visiting Malham last week! We did the walk to Janet’s Foss and Gordale Scar. What a beautiful part of the world. Shortly followed by a trip to Kendal Urgent Care after my son slipped over on a rock at Gordale Scar and cut open the side of his head. Quite the different morning vs afternoon. Highly recommend a visit to Malham, not so much Kendal. (He’s fine, the Pharmacist recommended it to err on the side of caution, just needed a bit of a clean).

  11. Went there for a week with primary school in 1981. Walked over 20 miles a day. It was ridiculous. Nice scenery totally lost on kids from one of the toughest council estates. But, we had this horrible kid who was showing off jumping in puddles splashing everyone until he jumped in one and went completely underwater. Must have been 6ft deep. Coughing and spluttering water crying his little eyes out after teacher pulled him out. Funny as fuck. Ehhhh. They were great times. It even beat the time someone pushed the school bully down the steep concrete slope into the hippo pit at the zoo. No proper fences. That fucking hippo raced towards him. No, I suspect the protagonist had no idea how dangerous a hippo was. Good job he got out. Crying his eyes out too. I think I would have.
    Back to Malham, we stayed in a youth hostel. Great experience. Walking, climbing, kayaking, etc. Just a shame we had to have a gang war.

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