Mentally prepares for 20 minutes of silence unless the driver brings up the weather or potholes
When i lived right in the middle of a terraced street and I’d had a few beers I’d always say, while pulling onto my street, “Smack bang in the middle pal, let’s see how you do” if they stopped straight outside my house I’d normally tip a little bit better, it’s a shit game but it always cheered me up lol.
‘Y’all reet pal’
This was true the other 15 times it was posted
…as the taxi carries on 300m past your destination: “perfect, thank you!”
Just here on the left.
This should be the final British citizenship test
“Wherever’s easy to stop, mate. Cheers.” 😂
“Just in front of that black car on the left please mate, cheers.” Followed by a string of “thanks” “brilliant” and “cheers” as i get out
True.
“Anywhere on the left is perfect.”
“Ovah heeya?”
“Yeah, perfect, thanks a ton, mate. ‘Ave a good one.”
Wow! This is all so accurate, I love being British.
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Mentally prepares for 20 minutes of silence unless the driver brings up the weather or potholes
When i lived right in the middle of a terraced street and I’d had a few beers I’d always say, while pulling onto my street, “Smack bang in the middle pal, let’s see how you do” if they stopped straight outside my house I’d normally tip a little bit better, it’s a shit game but it always cheered me up lol.
‘Y’all reet pal’
This was true the other 15 times it was posted
…as the taxi carries on 300m past your destination: “perfect, thank you!”
Just here on the left.
This should be the final British citizenship test
“Wherever’s easy to stop, mate. Cheers.” 😂
“Just in front of that black car on the left please mate, cheers.” Followed by a string of “thanks” “brilliant” and “cheers” as i get out
True.
“Anywhere on the left is perfect.”
“Ovah heeya?”
“Yeah, perfect, thanks a ton, mate. ‘Ave a good one.”
Wow! This is all so accurate, I love being British.
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