You just know when you ring for an emergency he’s gonna tell you that he’s just started his 1 hour break.
They lost an hour due to day light saving
>What did the remaining one hour do?
Get you to post their businesses number on reddit…
During that hour he goes to school.
1pm dump
Toilet time.
It is so they can always be an hour late to the job: “Oh, you phoned us during our one hour off.”
Shit, shower, shave and shag
Quality time with the family?
They have rituals to perform at the witching hour
1hr power nap
It’s all the hours in the day except the one you call in.
If you sat 24 you gotta turn up 23 means you got an excuse
When you call they’ll be out to you in 23 hours..
That’s easy. The time you call them and they don’t answer is the hour they are not working.
Every time you ring it’s there hour off lmao
Lunch break innit
I reckon it’s for when he just can’t be arsed when someone calls 😂 “Nah can’t do now love sorry, I don’t work this hour”
Oh no the placement of that sign is distressing enough
A clever ploy. Whenever you phone they have the opportunity to not answer as it is the other 1 hour.
If they had said 24 hour then they would always have to answer.
Clever people!
Maybe you give them a call and they come out 23 hours later, which in all fairness is an hour better than other services
Guy’s not gonna risk going out at witching hour
He needs the hour to recharge his van and himself
He has an hour for lunch every day. That’s quite clever.
That hour is whatever hour you call him out 🤔
Man’s gotta eat!
Hahahahahha I know the owner of Millside 🤣
Travelling or pooing
They only work on the day the clocks go forward.
you think its the times you can call…? its actually the window you have to be at home waiting for them…..
If their company was called “23-hour call out Mill Side” it would mean they would appear above those 24-hour jokers in the phone bo…. Err, is that still a thing. …. Check-a-trade list.
Everyone’s got to rest
23 comes before 24 so they’ll be higher up in the phone book or whatever website
It’s a dastardly scheme to make Mr Krabs lose his staff.
Man’s gotta sleep!
power nap
“You won’t have to wait a whole day for us to come around!” Perhaps?
Man’s setting boundaries
No bruh – that’s how long it takes them to show up.
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THATS WILLIES TIME
Give the poor guy an hour in the morning for a coffee and a poo won’t you
Lunch
But which hour is it?
That’s just how long it takes to get out
Doom scrolling on the toilet
Made you notice it, though, dinnit?
Plausible deniability in case you call and they aren’t there.
“Oh, sorry, you must’ve called during our one off hour.”
A man’s gotta poo
Lunch
Their website boasts
# Genuine 23 hour Callout Service™
its trademarked! and it says “you’ve just got to ask”, so maybe give them a call and do just that
I can’t find anything in the T&Cs that explains it though.
[https://millside.online/domestic/](https://millside.online/domestic/)
You just know when you ring for an emergency he’s gonna tell you that he’s just started his 1 hour break.
They lost an hour due to day light saving
>What did the remaining one hour do?
Get you to post their businesses number on reddit…
During that hour he goes to school.
1pm dump
Toilet time.
It is so they can always be an hour late to the job: “Oh, you phoned us during our one hour off.”
Shit, shower, shave and shag
Quality time with the family?
They have rituals to perform at the witching hour
1hr power nap
It’s all the hours in the day except the one you call in.
If you sat 24 you gotta turn up 23 means you got an excuse
When you call they’ll be out to you in 23 hours..
That’s easy. The time you call them and they don’t answer is the hour they are not working.
Every time you ring it’s there hour off lmao
Lunch break innit
I reckon it’s for when he just can’t be arsed when someone calls 😂 “Nah can’t do now love sorry, I don’t work this hour”
Oh no the placement of that sign is distressing enough
A clever ploy. Whenever you phone they have the opportunity to not answer as it is the other 1 hour.
If they had said 24 hour then they would always have to answer.
Clever people!
Maybe you give them a call and they come out 23 hours later, which in all fairness is an hour better than other services
Guy’s not gonna risk going out at witching hour
He needs the hour to recharge his van and himself
He has an hour for lunch every day. That’s quite clever.
That hour is whatever hour you call him out 🤔
Man’s gotta eat!
Hahahahahha I know the owner of Millside 🤣
Travelling or pooing
They only work on the day the clocks go forward.
you think its the times you can call…? its actually the window you have to be at home waiting for them…..
If their company was called “23-hour call out Mill Side” it would mean they would appear above those 24-hour jokers in the phone bo…. Err, is that still a thing. …. Check-a-trade list.
Everyone’s got to rest
23 comes before 24 so they’ll be higher up in the phone book or whatever website
It’s a dastardly scheme to make Mr Krabs lose his staff.
Man’s gotta sleep!
power nap
“You won’t have to wait a whole day for us to come around!” Perhaps?
Man’s setting boundaries
No bruh – that’s how long it takes them to show up.
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