“It was a commission purchase” – someone literally asked a sculptor for this. Epic.
Rock hard sculpture that
What kind of family home is this from??
Hope whoever buys it doesn’t get shafted.
Looks like a hard bargain.
They’ve got balls posting that on marketplace
It’s gonna be hard to shift that
Is that hole for a water feature?
Is it a water feature?
Bet its only 30”.
Hard pass
Wonder if the seller has “stiff competition” with other potential sellers
This screams “we won money on the lottery and just spent it all on stuff”
if I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.
Lynn, these are sex people!
‘Sensible offers considered’
I would be interested to know how well second hand two grand phallic garden ornaments hold their value, because my hunch is not very well
Dewsbury? I was expecting that to be in Penistone
Splendid erection
It’s granite filth, that’s what it is!
I wonder if the family home needing selling is a consequence of financial wisdom like paying 2 grand for a statue of a massive cock.
LARGE ITEM ALERT!!
I imagine a parasol being inserted into the hog’s eye & people gathering beneath it to discuss the craftsmanship & anatomical accuracy of such a piece. Whilst stroking its shiny helmet.
That close up shot at the end was really not that necessary
That is a giant penis
Ehh, my best offer is £20 and a pair of lightly used outdoor solar lights.
Lynn, these are sex people
Not from up north is it? Something similar was for sale in Leeming Bar many years ago and the police tried to confiscate it. One of Iron Maiden heard and fronted a campaign to “Free Willy”.
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“It was a commission purchase” – someone literally asked a sculptor for this. Epic.
Rock hard sculpture that
What kind of family home is this from??
Hope whoever buys it doesn’t get shafted.
Looks like a hard bargain.
They’ve got balls posting that on marketplace
It’s gonna be hard to shift that
Is that hole for a water feature?
Is it a water feature?
Bet its only 30”.
Hard pass
Wonder if the seller has “stiff competition” with other potential sellers
This screams “we won money on the lottery and just spent it all on stuff”
if I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.
Lynn, these are sex people!
‘Sensible offers considered’
I would be interested to know how well second hand two grand phallic garden ornaments hold their value, because my hunch is not very well
Dewsbury? I was expecting that to be in Penistone
Splendid erection
It’s granite filth, that’s what it is!
I wonder if the family home needing selling is a consequence of financial wisdom like paying 2 grand for a statue of a massive cock.
LARGE ITEM ALERT!!
I imagine a parasol being inserted into the hog’s eye & people gathering beneath it to discuss the craftsmanship & anatomical accuracy of such a piece. Whilst stroking its shiny helmet.
That close up shot at the end was really not that necessary
That is a giant penis
Ehh, my best offer is £20 and a pair of lightly used outdoor solar lights.
Lynn, these are sex people
Not from up north is it? Something similar was for sale in Leeming Bar many years ago and the police tried to confiscate it. One of Iron Maiden heard and fronted a campaign to “Free Willy”.
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What’s the postage? Will you take a fiver?
I know the sculptor who made this! He’s a good friend of mine called Richard.
Blasts a.c.d.c as soon as you enter their garden to see it
Ha!! I know the woman selling it. 😅
It’s a family fun day man.
It’s a 20 foot cock and balls it doesn’t look like anything else.
I’d at least put some Googly eyes on it and try and sell it on as a Sammy snake statue
I should call him
You know you’ve made it when you’ve got £2k to drop on a giant granite schlong to put in your back garden.
For when Pampas Grass and Pink Flamingo statues are too sublte.
Does it shrink in winter?
Wow. That’s nuts.
If they trim the shrubs, it would look a bit bigger
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