How do you call people from Twatt, Scotland?

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1. On the telephone/mobile etc. They have electricity and WiFi too

2. Twatt faces

3. Twatters?

4. Twattite, Twattney, Twatternian?

5. Cunts

6. Orcadians?

7. Twatters or Twattites surely.

8. Twattish

9. I assume the Twats live just around the corner from the Ayr-souls?

10. Orcadians

11. I call him John normally

12. English

13. When I worked for a call centre I spoke to a Mr Twatt from Twatt in Orkney. He called me using a phone but I assume it works both ways.

14. Twatts

15. Ticklers

16. Just think of an American calling someone a Twat and you will be close enough.

17. I wonder if he went to Herriot Watt uni

18. Twattonians

19. I don’t know, but the picture would be Chris or Sarah Ingham who are 100 percent Twats and they are due to visit Scotland soon. Apparently there are posters going up where they are going. Just Google Chris Ingham 2018/19.

20. How do you call them? On a phone like everybody else ya twat.

21. I’ve actually been to Twatt. It was wet, but surprisingly warm.

    Joking aside – I drove past and took a pic of the sign for posterity.

22. I visited in 2021 it in middle of nowhere no sign but a church.

23. With a bloody phone

24. Yer maw

25. They are the best bunch of Twatts you will ever meet

26. West mainlanders

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