Am I in for a very bad night?

by CriesWhenEjaculates

43 comments
  1. I’ve got one in my fridge. It’s been there for a year. Let us know how it goes 🤣

  2. I was going to go for the 10% but thought I’d ease myself in.

  3. That’s the light version, they do a 10 abv too 😵‍💫

  4. It’s actually not a bad beer. Brewed with natural ingredients by an independent brewery and better than Carlsberg.

    The 10% stuff is a bit risky though.

  5. Its not the best .at least drink it ice cold mine was luke warmish

  6. They do one which is nearly 10% we used to get them on a booze cruise to France, it tastes rough for the first few sips then it’s alright but it’ll annihilate you.

  7. Nah but drink it whilst it’s cold. Once it warms up it taste kinda cack

  8. I used to buy the two pint tins from my local bargain booze when I was at uni in stoke. They’re nice but you have to chin them quite quickly or you end up with a pint of flat warm beer at the end.

    You can get four pint tins in Germany.

  9. You’ll be pillaging like a viking after a couple of the 10%s…. Always been tempted by the 5%

  10. It’s basically 2 pints of 5% lager…is that supposed to be bad?

  11. That stuff would be considered piss weak in the place I live.

    If you want to become a millionaire, open an off licence in the Dearne.

  12. How big are your hands if that’s a litre can 🧐

  13. the shape of that can is like one manufactured in the 1970s, so if that is the case you may well be

  14. It’s more the morning I’d be worried about. A few of those and you’ll have a throbbing headache and farts that will make your dog look at you in disgust. There may be a downside too though.

  15. It’s a litre of average 5% lager. No different from having 2 cans of Carlsberg or something.

  16. Nice enough beer and plenty of it in the can 🙂

    Pick them up from time to time still here and enjoy

  17. My dad used to drink like three cans of that on a Saturday night!

  18. Last time I saw Faxe was nearly 20 years ago. I only ever saw it sold in one off licence.

  19. Nah it says ‘quality’ on it. Can’t go wrong.

  20. Depends how many of them you drink.

    One can? You’re fine

    2? Probably feeling a bit pissed already

    4+ yeah you’re in for a bad night

  21. It depends on, if less than 2 pints gives you a terrible hangover

  22. Price-wise, how would four of these compare with – say – 8 cans of Ace Lager? Asking for a friend

  23. On a day like this, what could be the harm in a nice crisp lager beer?

  24. Na you will be fine. You could even relive my youth and turn it into a can pipe after you have drunk it
    Edited for mong spelling

  25. The 5% stuff isn’t bad, the 10% stuff is like malty glue, it’s not bad if it’s extra cold, if it’s warm it’s tramp piss

  26. You’re in for a very good night and a horrendous morning.

  27. Depends how many you got.

    It’s a decent beer, quite partial to a couple myself. Enjoy!

  28. One beer, what a wildman

    Probably wake up with your organs stolen and a crazy tribal tattoo or something

  29. An alcoholic lager beer! This should rid me of my perishing thirst

  30. You gonna get Faxe up

    Edit : my apologies, my pun has been done already 😢

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