I reckon Greig’s employer regularly prays that Greig gets the runs.
It’s that Scottish thing where you can use any noun as an insult. Brilliant.
I’ve actually got out my bed, got dressed, started freaking out when my bus didn’t show on time. Said a comment to the driver how shit the service seemed to be today just for the driver to say “it’s always every hour on a sunday” it didn’t fully register with me until I sat down and I was like “wait, whit he say?” Checked my phone and dinged the button. Looking ashamed at the ground as I got off the bus with the driver giving me funny looks “I didn’t realise it was Sunday…it’s my day aff. Thought it was fucking monday”
Last thing I heard was the driver laughing as the doors closed
Worst I had was getting up, putting the bins out and going back to bed. I had decided it was Saturday, took my wife 20 minutes to work out why I wasn’t getting ready, it was Friday. I’ve never been so disappointed!
With hindsight I should have taken the day off, when you’re so tired you don’t click why you were putting the bins out on a Saturday…
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I reckon Greig’s employer regularly prays that Greig gets the runs.
It’s that Scottish thing where you can use any noun as an insult. Brilliant.
I’ve actually got out my bed, got dressed, started freaking out when my bus didn’t show on time. Said a comment to the driver how shit the service seemed to be today just for the driver to say “it’s always every hour on a sunday” it didn’t fully register with me until I sat down and I was like “wait, whit he say?” Checked my phone and dinged the button. Looking ashamed at the ground as I got off the bus with the driver giving me funny looks “I didn’t realise it was Sunday…it’s my day aff. Thought it was fucking monday”
Last thing I heard was the driver laughing as the doors closed
Worst I had was getting up, putting the bins out and going back to bed. I had decided it was Saturday, took my wife 20 minutes to work out why I wasn’t getting ready, it was Friday. I’ve never been so disappointed!
With hindsight I should have taken the day off, when you’re so tired you don’t click why you were putting the bins out on a Saturday…
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