Can give a nasty bite, but no lasting effects from it.
False widow. Can bite if threatened but no worse than a wasp sting.
False Widow, only bite if you really annoy them, the bite is not terribly sore but can lead to an infection.
Looks like a false widow. Wont kill you, but you still definitely do not want a bite from it.
Spider
Spider.
Pre-smooshed.
Damhán alla.
Looks like a For Sale sign to me
Why bother, you’re already dead.

The devil himself!
looks like a false widow, can give you a bad bite so take it handy
How big is this? In fact no, don’t tell me.
Added a NSFW flair to the post hopefully to spare those with arachnophobia sending their phones
Touch it and find out.
It is a false widow. There are more than one species. Looks like a cupboard spider female (steatoda grossa).
Rabbit hutch females have a light band running down the abdomen.
That’s a Bryson spider – small, vicious and causes immense irritation. Usually found around bins
Found one of these hures in my garage a while back, safe to say the trusty Christmas lynx finally got put to use as a flamethrower that night.
What am I seeing this on a Northern Ireland thread? Please, God tell me you’re on holiday or something.
In my house we would call that a “Getouttayfuckyedurtybastard”
Spider
Looks like a miniature dachshund to me
Ffs can this be tagged NSFW so I don’t have to shite myself scrolling past the photo
That there is commonly known as a “fuck no”
I see them the odd time around the greenhouse. Bit scary, but useful critters. Apparently they came on the boats from Madeira in the1800s. But yeah, I’d completely shit if it was on my arm too.
I got bit by one of those once. The Spider turned into a fat middle aged man with no super powers.
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Banana spider, get them near big tescos.
A spider I think, the legs check out.
Looks like a False Widow / Rabbit Hutch spider
It’s a snack
https://falsewidowspiderireland.ie/ it’s not that dangerous
False widow! Painful enough bite
False widow.
Can give a nasty bite, but no lasting effects from it.
False widow. Can bite if threatened but no worse than a wasp sting.
False Widow, only bite if you really annoy them, the bite is not terribly sore but can lead to an infection.
Looks like a false widow. Wont kill you, but you still definitely do not want a bite from it.
Spider
Spider.
Pre-smooshed.
Damhán alla.
Looks like a For Sale sign to me
Why bother, you’re already dead.

The devil himself!
looks like a false widow, can give you a bad bite so take it handy
How big is this? In fact no, don’t tell me.
Added a NSFW flair to the post hopefully to spare those with arachnophobia sending their phones
Touch it and find out.
It is a false widow. There are more than one species. Looks like a cupboard spider female (steatoda grossa).
Rabbit hutch females have a light band running down the abdomen.
That’s a Bryson spider – small, vicious and causes immense irritation. Usually found around bins
Found one of these hures in my garage a while back, safe to say the trusty Christmas lynx finally got put to use as a flamethrower that night.
https://preview.redd.it/dkdgz5wvk6ye1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=b246814e74cfb9a23e651874e7523372454bf878
That’s a spider
What am I seeing this on a Northern Ireland thread? Please, God tell me you’re on holiday or something.
In my house we would call that a “Getouttayfuckyedurtybastard”
Spider
Looks like a miniature dachshund to me
Ffs can this be tagged NSFW so I don’t have to shite myself scrolling past the photo
That there is commonly known as a “fuck no”
I see them the odd time around the greenhouse. Bit scary, but useful critters. Apparently they came on the boats from Madeira in the1800s. But yeah, I’d completely shit if it was on my arm too.
I got bit by one of those once. The Spider turned into a fat middle aged man with no super powers.

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