JFC Even the Nazis didnt put the Hitler Youth in control of the government.
That fucking disgusting fade 🤮 Clearly didn’t have a father….
China watching the American slide into absurdity and irrelevance.
“….did not have kid flying monkeys destroy US on my bingo card.”
I wonder if these children understand people aren’t going to forget?
tell us how much fraud he found and show reciepts
The calls are coming from inside the house?
I want to see this lil shit rot in prison so badly…
They all need to go to jail
Odds on big balls crying like a snowflake when they all get arrested at some point? All Trump’s lackeys end up arrested and in jail.
Now *that* is an extraordinarily shitty haircut
His family should have told him he is too pretty for jail and engage in such bullshit. Once things unravel Elon, Trump and the rest of the upper shitstains will throw them under the bus. It’s not going to be pretty.
Yeah let’s have someone who has no idea how the government work run the government. That’s smart
Big balls usually caused by gonorrhea or chlamydia ar his age. Oof
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I wonder if “Big Balls” balls have even dropped yet
>Coristine was born in December 2005. His maternal grandfather Valery Martynov was a KGB Lieutenant Colonel executed by the Soviet Union as a double agent. After his execution his widow moved with her children, including Coristine’s mother, to the United States.
>According to his LinkedIn résumé, Coristine graduated from Rye Country Day School in 2024, and attends Northeastern University.
>He enrolled at Northeastern University in 2024 as a mechanical engineering and physics major. His expected year of graduation is 2028. School friends describe him as intelligent and driven, with Elon Musk being his hero.
>Coristine is a registered Republican.
>Coristine has founded a number of startups with companies registered in Connecticut, Delaware, and the United Kingdom. One of the startups offers an artificial intelligence Discord bot for the Russian market. Coristine has a limited liability companynamed TESLA.SEXY.
>He briefly worked for cybersecurity firm Path Network. According to internal company chat logs, Coristine was dismissed for allegedly leaking internal documents to a competitor. After his termination, a large collection of internal Path documents and conversations were leaked online. He briefly worked for LesserEvil, a snack company owned by his father Charles Coristine. LesserEvil distanced themselves from Edward following his involvement in DOGE.
Seems like a solid dude. I trust him with our national secrets and our citizens’ private information.
…wait, does he think “balls” is another word for his forehead?
The Trump admin has still never told us where this supposed “fraud” was and no one has been charged with a crime.
The “waste” may exist, but slashing entire departments with an ax is not selectively cutting waste. It’s just causing chaos and havoc.
Trump’s new budget calls for an additional 22% cut to Health, Education, and Environment. Why are the only cuts affecting things that actually help people?
Literally no one has been charged with fraud.
Ooh! He got a big boy haircut! Looks like maybe he hard a difficult time sitting still for the barber, but don’t worry! It is scary for lots of kids!
He definitely got smacked around a lot in high school. I mean he was there like last year. Surely there’s some stories out there
Over compensating for pea sized testicles ?
If the country makes it long enough to regain its sanity this kid will die in prison.
Big balls??? LMAO they haven’t even dropped yet!!!
This kid is going to have it pretty rough going forward once his overlords are through with him.
So if there’s fraud then there will be charges, right?
He reminds me of Butt-Head
Look at the incel, projecting like an IMAX screen.
You just know that Big Balls is gonna schedule a follow up chat to talk about how badly you misplayed that last Fort Nite round.
He looks like he knows slurs in 5 languages and not because he knows 5 languages
And by “balls”, they mean “head”.
He looks 12.
What’s he going to name his division? xXPeePeePooDick69Xx?
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JFC Even the Nazis didnt put the Hitler Youth in control of the government.
That fucking disgusting fade 🤮 Clearly didn’t have a father….
China watching the American slide into absurdity and irrelevance.
“….did not have kid flying monkeys destroy US on my bingo card.”
I wonder if these children understand people aren’t going to forget?
tell us how much fraud he found and show reciepts
The calls are coming from inside the house?
I want to see this lil shit rot in prison so badly…
They all need to go to jail
Odds on big balls crying like a snowflake when they all get arrested at some point? All Trump’s lackeys end up arrested and in jail.
Now *that* is an extraordinarily shitty haircut
His family should have told him he is too pretty for jail and engage in such bullshit. Once things unravel Elon, Trump and the rest of the upper shitstains will throw them under the bus. It’s not going to be pretty.
Yeah let’s have someone who has no idea how the government work run the government. That’s smart
Big balls usually caused by gonorrhea or chlamydia ar his age. Oof
.
I wonder if “Big Balls” balls have even dropped yet
>Coristine was born in December 2005. His maternal grandfather Valery Martynov was a KGB Lieutenant Colonel executed by the Soviet Union as a double agent. After his execution his widow moved with her children, including Coristine’s mother, to the United States.
>According to his LinkedIn résumé, Coristine graduated from Rye Country Day School in 2024, and attends Northeastern University.
>He enrolled at Northeastern University in 2024 as a mechanical engineering and physics major. His expected year of graduation is 2028. School friends describe him as intelligent and driven, with Elon Musk being his hero.
>Coristine is a registered Republican.
>Coristine has founded a number of startups with companies registered in Connecticut, Delaware, and the United Kingdom. One of the startups offers an artificial intelligence Discord bot for the Russian market. Coristine has a limited liability companynamed TESLA.SEXY.
>He briefly worked for cybersecurity firm Path Network. According to internal company chat logs, Coristine was dismissed for allegedly leaking internal documents to a competitor. After his termination, a large collection of internal Path documents and conversations were leaked online. He briefly worked for LesserEvil, a snack company owned by his father Charles Coristine. LesserEvil distanced themselves from Edward following his involvement in DOGE.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Coristine
Seems like a solid dude. I trust him with our national secrets and our citizens’ private information.
…wait, does he think “balls” is another word for his forehead?
The Trump admin has still never told us where this supposed “fraud” was and no one has been charged with a crime.
The “waste” may exist, but slashing entire departments with an ax is not selectively cutting waste. It’s just causing chaos and havoc.
Trump’s new budget calls for an additional 22% cut to Health, Education, and Environment. Why are the only cuts affecting things that actually help people?
Literally no one has been charged with fraud.
Ooh! He got a big boy haircut! Looks like maybe he hard a difficult time sitting still for the barber, but don’t worry! It is scary for lots of kids!
He definitely got smacked around a lot in high school. I mean he was there like last year. Surely there’s some stories out there
Over compensating for pea sized testicles ?
If the country makes it long enough to regain its sanity this kid will die in prison.
Big balls??? LMAO they haven’t even dropped yet!!!
This kid is going to have it pretty rough going forward once his overlords are through with him.
So if there’s fraud then there will be charges, right?
He reminds me of Butt-Head
Look at the incel, projecting like an IMAX screen.
You just know that Big Balls is gonna schedule a follow up chat to talk about how badly you misplayed that last Fort Nite round.
He looks like he knows slurs in 5 languages and not because he knows 5 languages
And by “balls”, they mean “head”.
He looks 12.
What’s he going to name his division? xXPeePeePooDick69Xx?
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