Fucked it,

by ShampooandCondition

42 comments

  1. The trick is to have one pair of shoes. Can’t mismatch them, then!

  5. I hear you’ve got another pair just like it at home.

  6. I think I have a pair very similar to the one on the left.

    Also, I once did the weekly shop with mismatched shoes. They weren’t even similar, one was laces, the other had velcro.

    No idea how I didn’t notice sooner.

  8. I think it brings a nice bit of variety to the classic J&S style

  9. Hopefully nobody will notice you’ve got two left feet.

  11. I thought you meant you fucked it cos you were wearing jeans and shoes, didn’t even notice they weren’t matched

  12. Spend the day sitting at tables and you’ll be fine

  13. Why even buy a pair of shoes that are so similar to what you already have

  14. I once went to work in an odd pair of shoes .. they were both the same height , both black, one slip on and one lace up one… didn’t even notice until lunch (nor did anyone else !)

    In my defence…. I was on earlies, husband was still asleep so I quietly pushed my feet into them in the dark and went straight out to work
    🤦🏼‍♀️

  15. Nobody will notice. Some twats shaved one of my eyebrows off when I was asleep drunk, many moons ago. Took me a few days to notice. Nobody else noticed. I’d even say “notice anything strange about my face?”. Nope, just couldn’t see the problem. 

  16. In my 20s I did this on a first date 

    Safe to say I did not have a second chance! 

  17. Ha, bet you feel a right doofus lol.

    Nice shoes though.

  18. Take a leaf out of Simon’s book from Inbetweeners and see if a tramp will swop his trainers with you.

  20. What am i looking at? Those are 2 identical shoes. Nothing to worry about sir!

  21. I remember buying a pair of brown shoes at a shop in Ipswich and I asked the nice lady if they’d go with blue jeans.

    She said “Ask a cowboy”.

  22. I did this with black shoes. I only noticed because I was on a sloped travelator thing and looked down to make sure my footing was ok. 😮‍💨

  33. I bought a pair of Kickers blue suede mules from a catalogue surplus place in the late 90s. Loved them, wore them every day, for every thing.

    About three months later, somebody pointed out that they didn’t match.

  35. Miss match socks so why not miss match shoes. New trend

  36. If anyone notices, just say your eclectic and laugh it off.

  41. Nah I actually love it. Enjoy your outside-the-box look man, it says “I’m a maverick, I go boldly in my own direction.”

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