What is the Over/Under on People Reporting Themselves to this Administration for $1,000?

Posted by SchpeederMan

27 comments
  1. Why would I self report for the cost of a dozen eggs?

  2. GQP “logic”:

    “we don’t want you in our country, so we’ll spend money to bus you further into our country”

    “we spent money bussing you into our country, now we’re spending more money to get you out of our country”

    can’t make this shit up. 😉

  3. Yeah, like the convicted felons who “won” free Redskins tickets. Congrats you won! Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

  4. I’ll pay Donald $1000 to leave the White House and keep his mouth shut for the rest of his life.

  5. I wonder if Trump would just Fuck Off if someone paid him $1,000,000,000 in Cash?

  6. There’s just a layover in El Salvador _real quick._

  7. Guessing they are running out of people to catch easily and now are panicking because they don’t have millions to deport like they promised

  8. If this actually happens, some people are gonna get the $1000, sneak back in, and get another $1000 and just repeat that as much as possible

  9. Good luck spending that in the hole of a prison in the jungle.

  10. It speaks to how willing they are to use people’s desperation to hurt and exploit them.

  11. If it worked, I would just leave and come back over and over

  12. It always amazes me how little money this administration offers us paupers ($1,000 to self-deport, $5,000 to have babies) while they spend millions of taxpayer dollars just to play golf every weekend … They really do believe we’re lower than dirt.

  13. 1000 bucks? Over in Europe people get paid 30 grand and stuff if they will go back to their home countries and no longer be refugees.

  14. How many times can they collect? Would only be interesting to those coming in and out regularly

  15. Start a bidding war.

    I hear the starting bid in Greenland is $10,000/yr/person.

    Then tell them to go fuck themselves

  16. Do they report before or after leaving? I am pretty sure the world is full of people who are NOT American citizens and are also not in America. I would seriously consider asking for $1000 to stay home.

  17. Maybe start paying US Citizens $25,000 each including a passport to leave the country… Oh and create an easy pathway for US Citizens to go to Canada or Mexico or abroad. I’m pretty sure that there are a whole bunch of citizens that are already sick of all this crap. I mean if the government has supposedly cut waste (DOGE) to the tune of $160 billion (supposedly) I’m guessing that the government can afford it.

  18. They’re deporting people without due process this is totally an old man with a fishing rod situation

  19. The fine print states “your $1000 will be placed in your commissary account in El Salvador.”

  20. Yeah, just ask the lady who was asked to come in for her residency hearing and was deported.

    Don’t trust ICE.

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