Urrrrm ASDA? You do know what this looks like?

by ThatchersDirtyTaint

33 comments
  1. Looks like a very traditional demure carbon block to me, what are you seeing OP?

  2. A bit of wood on a stand 🤷🏻‍♂️. Very peaceful, very mindful, very demure

  3. Cashier: I’ll just ring that piece up for you Sir!

  4. It’s a slice of oak tree that tells “enlightened” Asda shoppers to go on a quest.

    This might not be every Asda, but my local had to fit UV lights in the toilets.

  5. Yes, and if we were fighting an army matching under the banner of a rat’s anus I’d probably be a lot less worried, Hans

  6. Surely the chocolate starfishes should be on sale, Easter was weeks ago

  7. Looks like a pizza my son once overcooked slightly, I should of mounted it and sold it at a car boot sale for a tenner

  8. Looks like Vision’s arse hole after Thanos removed the mind stone

  9. Why would anyone want this in their house, even without the whole arsehole effect?

  10. Well, it’s obvious.

    That’s an ornamental charcoal petrified puckered anus.

  11. 3 quid off a wooden areshole? That’s ASDA price! [slaps back pocket aggressively]

  12. Needs a keen palaeontologist next to it, who is being interviewed by the BBC for having identified a new dinosaur species based solely upon the discovery of a single fossilised bumhole.

  13. Jim Carrey is desperate to squeeze through from the other side.

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