A bit of wood on a stand 🤷🏻♂️. Very peaceful, very mindful, very demure
Cashier: I’ll just ring that piece up for you Sir!
It’s a slice of oak tree that tells “enlightened” Asda shoppers to go on a quest.
This might not be every Asda, but my local had to fit UV lights in the toilets.
I collect elephant buttholes
Looks used
You’ve just got a dirty mind
Live, laugh, love me some tight holes.
Men of culture, we meet again
Yes, and if we were fighting an army matching under the banner of a rat’s anus I’d probably be a lot less worried, Hans
Surely the chocolate starfishes should be on sale, Easter was weeks ago
Looks like a pizza my son once overcooked slightly, I should of mounted it and sold it at a car boot sale for a tenner
Not my proudest modeling job.
Looks like a fissure.
Looks like Vision’s arse hole after Thanos removed the mind stone
oh no i have to buy it now
Assda
Why would anyone want this in their house, even without the whole arsehole effect?
I would absolutely have bought that
Well, it’s obvious.
That’s an ornamental charcoal petrified puckered anus.
A petrified anus
Everything reminds me of her
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
Crinkly Bottom.
* sigh unzip…*
3 quid off a wooden areshole? That’s ASDA price! [slaps back pocket aggressively]
RIP Sean Lock
Needs a keen palaeontologist next to it, who is being interviewed by the BBC for having identified a new dinosaur species based solely upon the discovery of a single fossilised bumhole.
Wood
Well yeah, the Millennium Falcon of course???
Jim Carrey is desperate to squeeze through from the other side.
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Looks like a very traditional demure carbon block to me, what are you seeing OP?
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I sphincter know what you think it looks like
A bit of wood on a stand 🤷🏻♂️. Very peaceful, very mindful, very demure
Cashier: I’ll just ring that piece up for you Sir!
It’s a slice of oak tree that tells “enlightened” Asda shoppers to go on a quest.
This might not be every Asda, but my local had to fit UV lights in the toilets.
I collect elephant buttholes
Looks used
You’ve just got a dirty mind
Live, laugh, love me some tight holes.
Men of culture, we meet again
Yes, and if we were fighting an army matching under the banner of a rat’s anus I’d probably be a lot less worried, Hans
Surely the chocolate starfishes should be on sale, Easter was weeks ago
Looks like a pizza my son once overcooked slightly, I should of mounted it and sold it at a car boot sale for a tenner
Not my proudest modeling job.
Looks like a fissure.
Looks like Vision’s arse hole after Thanos removed the mind stone
oh no i have to buy it now
Assda
Why would anyone want this in their house, even without the whole arsehole effect?
I would absolutely have bought that
Well, it’s obvious.
That’s an ornamental charcoal petrified puckered anus.
A petrified anus
Everything reminds me of her
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
Crinkly Bottom.
* sigh unzip…*
3 quid off a wooden areshole? That’s ASDA price! [slaps back pocket aggressively]
RIP Sean Lock
Needs a keen palaeontologist next to it, who is being interviewed by the BBC for having identified a new dinosaur species based solely upon the discovery of a single fossilised bumhole.
Wood
Well yeah, the Millennium Falcon of course???
Jim Carrey is desperate to squeeze through from the other side.
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