Wouldn’t give a fuck. The guy is all mouth and no action like local pub gobshite.
I’d head north with a backpack full of dried beans and a tablet full of pornographies.
He already did and got his club house redecorated 😁
Well we know reform would bend over for Trump if he tried.
I’d expect them to invade Ireland by accident given the Iraq war.
It isn’t a matter of *if*, but *when*. When he does, I’ll laugh and roll my eyes.
We don’t have any oil. So we’re probably fine.
Meh, not gonna happen.
We’re still waiting on him to make good on his threats to invade Canada, Denmark and the Panama Canal.
Burn down the Whitehouse, again.
Just tell them we’re French and they stopped at the wrong “Europe” they’ll buy it.
I’d laugh and hope our boys in sand berets could deal with the problem before a certain politician could offer the UK up on a platter to them.
Sold, to the metals trader from Kent!
Well that would be the opposite of the OP meme: a third world country invading UK
We’d ruin them 😂
I’d be an insurgent. But the really cool French kind. Hanging out in cafes and wearing lingerie. It would be awesome.
[Insert gif – laughs in British]
The same sentiment could be expressed in either direction TBf
Laugh. I’d laugh. And then carry on as usual.
If Trump’s America actually followed through with it, it would be an interesting case of a former coloniser being vulnerable at the hands of a former colony. It would give us a legitimate excuse to attack their independence lmao
How would they invade?
By sea? Where would they land?! Liverpool/Blackpool?! Yeah no worries there. Scousers and slot machines followed by smart motorways on the way inland will seriously thwart their advance.
By air? They will get distracted by duty free kiosks in the airport and go bankrupt falling for black cab scam.
By infiltration? Attack from inside?
Yeah, they will misunderstand regional accent or colloquialism and pass false intel back.
Im not worried. In fact, I think it would be quite entertaining.
This is the kind of shit level Russian bot meme I have come to expect on the channel.
We’d be ok 👌 with it in Northern Ireland as we’re use to occupation.
Just shrug my shoulders and get on with my day.
Even if he seriously wanted to, I think it would be too big of an ask, even for the US.
Every time I saw a post by some MAGA nut declaring instant victory over the UK I’d ask them how they think it would go down, and then see how many USA flags they post in their “reply.” The more flags, the higher their insanity quotient.
The UK and US integrated arms system is quite advanced now. The whole of NATO is quite practiced in combined arms warfare.
Didn’t he already do that?
I would tell him and the US to go away unpolitely. I am too old and in ill health to fight, but I am quite capable of piloting drones or anything computer related.
Well we could relieve them of the masses of F-15s they have here
Could any Americans that came over and fought for you all stay afterwards
Bring it fucking on because America loses that fight. America hasn’t won a single war or conflict without our help or the help of others, on top of that they have lost every single war game against us for decades.
The last one was 2023 and they surrendered on the 2nd day due to the fact they lost every single air sea and land engagement, had all their eastern states turned into a nuclear wasteland, whilst we destroyed everything they fired at us whilst it was still over the Atlantic.
America attacks any other nation like us, Greenland, Canada etc they will have to face a conflict against all of NATO, their other allies and will most likely have China, Russia etc siding with them against America.
America’s military is a lot like Russia’s. Looks great on paper but in actuality they are highly ineffective in the field.
Laughs in vulcan bombers coming out of retirement
He can try. But historically, invasions against an unwilling island with a motivated population, meaningful navy and air force, world-standard intelligence and cyber-warfare capabilites and a well-trained army haven’t worked out great for the person doing the invading.
Why is there American trash in this British meme sub?
Most Americans dont know where their own country is on a map, we’d be ok
I would predict that the Met offices weather outlook for Washington DC would be 3 million degrees, somewhat cloudy.
Considering 100 marines defeated the US Army recently and our vulcans back in their day trolled their radar systems regularly, I think we’re good.
I’ll point out that Americans have fought two battles on the mainland against the British, and lost both of them.
Mostly, I’d just laugh.
We should welcome Trump to make us the 51st state..
All 70m of us immediately move to mainland USA, steal all that free freedom, free guns, free soaring eagles, V8 trucks.
See how they like it.
Canada should give all Mexicans free Citizenship. Watch him stfu immediately then. He won’t want Canada then.
Considering the USian military record for killing their own in combat, combined with the might of our average football hooligan, they would last about 23 hours. Only that long because they’d have done a few laps of the Isle of Wight first.
Why on earth would he want to do that? Oh is it because we have better golf courses.
Instead of burning down the White House, the British will just set alight Trumps private golf course this time.
If polls are anything to go by, half the country will be draining the balls of American soldiers while they watch their dogs get shot.
I would like to remind Americans that “Trump” is slang for a fart.
If we had a chance, 100%. Why not? Fuck it lads.
We should offer every member of Reform UK as sacrifices to stave Trump away. Sacrificing one or two per day everyday should do the trick.
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I would roll my eyes.
Wouldn’t give a fuck. The guy is all mouth and no action like local pub gobshite.
I’d head north with a backpack full of dried beans and a tablet full of pornographies.
He already did and got his club house redecorated 😁
Well we know reform would bend over for Trump if he tried.
I’d expect them to invade Ireland by accident given the Iraq war.
It isn’t a matter of *if*, but *when*. When he does, I’ll laugh and roll my eyes.
We don’t have any oil. So we’re probably fine.
Meh, not gonna happen.
We’re still waiting on him to make good on his threats to invade Canada, Denmark and the Panama Canal.
Burn down the Whitehouse, again.
Just tell them we’re French and they stopped at the wrong “Europe” they’ll buy it.
I’d laugh and hope our boys in sand berets could deal with the problem before a certain politician could offer the UK up on a platter to them.
Sold, to the metals trader from Kent!
Well that would be the opposite of the OP meme: a third world country invading UK
We’d ruin them 😂
I’d be an insurgent. But the really cool French kind. Hanging out in cafes and wearing lingerie. It would be awesome.
[Insert gif – laughs in British]
The same sentiment could be expressed in either direction TBf
Laugh. I’d laugh. And then carry on as usual.
If Trump’s America actually followed through with it, it would be an interesting case of a former coloniser being vulnerable at the hands of a former colony. It would give us a legitimate excuse to attack their independence lmao
How would they invade?
By sea? Where would they land?! Liverpool/Blackpool?! Yeah no worries there. Scousers and slot machines followed by smart motorways on the way inland will seriously thwart their advance.
By air? They will get distracted by duty free kiosks in the airport and go bankrupt falling for black cab scam.
By infiltration? Attack from inside?
Yeah, they will misunderstand regional accent or colloquialism and pass false intel back.
Im not worried. In fact, I think it would be quite entertaining.
This is the kind of shit level Russian bot meme I have come to expect on the channel.
We’d be ok 👌 with it in Northern Ireland as we’re use to occupation.
Just shrug my shoulders and get on with my day.
Even if he seriously wanted to, I think it would be too big of an ask, even for the US.
Every time I saw a post by some MAGA nut declaring instant victory over the UK I’d ask them how they think it would go down, and then see how many USA flags they post in their “reply.” The more flags, the higher their insanity quotient.
The UK and US integrated arms system is quite advanced now. The whole of NATO is quite practiced in combined arms warfare.
Didn’t he already do that?
I would tell him and the US to go away unpolitely. I am too old and in ill health to fight, but I am quite capable of piloting drones or anything computer related.
Well we could relieve them of the masses of F-15s they have here
Could be interesting…
https://youtu.be/-Wx6npt421c?si=jk5FJzwo2p5GNb4k
I would complain about it on Reddit.
Could any Americans that came over and fought for you all stay afterwards
Bring it fucking on because America loses that fight. America hasn’t won a single war or conflict without our help or the help of others, on top of that they have lost every single war game against us for decades.
The last one was 2023 and they surrendered on the 2nd day due to the fact they lost every single air sea and land engagement, had all their eastern states turned into a nuclear wasteland, whilst we destroyed everything they fired at us whilst it was still over the Atlantic.
America attacks any other nation like us, Greenland, Canada etc they will have to face a conflict against all of NATO, their other allies and will most likely have China, Russia etc siding with them against America.
America’s military is a lot like Russia’s. Looks great on paper but in actuality they are highly ineffective in the field.
Laughs in vulcan bombers coming out of retirement
He can try. But historically, invasions against an unwilling island with a motivated population, meaningful navy and air force, world-standard intelligence and cyber-warfare capabilites and a well-trained army haven’t worked out great for the person doing the invading.
Why is there American trash in this British meme sub?
Most Americans dont know where their own country is on a map, we’d be ok
I would predict that the Met offices weather outlook for Washington DC would be 3 million degrees, somewhat cloudy.
*[Reservoir Dogs](https://youtu.be/_0pwoLjXcEk?si=RXo21LXxfccONaTf)* sums it up pretty well…
He would have to be able to find it on a map.
Stand by Corsica!
Considering 100 marines defeated the US Army recently and our vulcans back in their day trolled their radar systems regularly, I think we’re good.
I’ll point out that Americans have fought two battles on the mainland against the British, and lost both of them.
Mostly, I’d just laugh.
We should welcome Trump to make us the 51st state..
All 70m of us immediately move to mainland USA, steal all that free freedom, free guns, free soaring eagles, V8 trucks.
See how they like it.
Canada should give all Mexicans free Citizenship. Watch him stfu immediately then. He won’t want Canada then.
Considering the USian military record for killing their own in combat, combined with the might of our average football hooligan, they would last about 23 hours. Only that long because they’d have done a few laps of the Isle of Wight first.
Why on earth would he want to do that? Oh is it because we have better golf courses.
Instead of burning down the White House, the British will just set alight Trumps private golf course this time.
If polls are anything to go by, half the country will be draining the balls of American soldiers while they watch their dogs get shot.
I would like to remind Americans that “Trump” is slang for a fart.
If we had a chance, 100%. Why not? Fuck it lads.
We should offer every member of Reform UK as sacrifices to stave Trump away. Sacrificing one or two per day everyday should do the trick.
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