HABEMUS PAPUM

by spectacle-ar_failure

28 comments
  1. “habemus papAm” — is fear é an Pontaif, níl sé i n-a neodar… go ḃfios dúinn!

  2. Surprised at how quick they were. Very curious on who the new Pope is.

  3. I learnt about “fat pope thin pope” the other day, apparently it usually goes progressive-reactionary-progressive-reactionary and so on so will be interested to see who it is, might be one of those “kill all the gays” ones from Africa

  4. They have decided to all just have a spliff fuck it we can vote again tomorrow. Pass the cheesy puffs

  5. After 266 catholic popes I think it’s time to give one of themuns a chance

  6. Glad someone just else just became the world’s most powerful American.

  7. We all know who should have been Pope.

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  8. This Pope is a real fuck you to Trump and a power play by the Vatican. Catholicism is dwindling in the States, it’s overrun by WASP Evangelists. Americans will feel reflected glory and claim the American born Pope as theirs, they’ll listen to him, they’ll agree with him. But he also lived in Peru for decades and is fluent in Spanish for all those Mexican immigrants Trump hates; he’ll have a voice that speaks to so many more people than Trump can. He was handpicked by the last Pope, who was the most liberal to date and the new guy is said to be even more progressive. To the Americans, he will look like a beacon of sense – not orange and deranged, posting AI pictures of himself. Also, Melania is Catholic and if the new Pope can sway her, he’ll have influence on Trump indirectly.

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