Fellow europeans, now that they yankified your religion, you should do the correct thing and become protestant.

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1. *Pagan

2. Better atheist

3. Just maybe don’t follow his advice on jewish people

4. Rather be Mohammedan, thanks

5. https://preview.redd.it/n595u352hlze1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f21da4e172496f9e03cec302ae470a0292ee0e

   Matthaeus I

6. been an atheist and set

7. Convert to Protestantism? Sorry, I prefer dating outside the family tree.

8. The very first populist in history!

9. My ancestors survived the Sassanids, the early Muslim conquests, the Turks, the Mongols, the Safavids, and more. An American in the seat of St Peter is light work.

10. I prefer to worship the rocks, like Barry.

11. None of that forin muck, thanks. I’ll stick to worshipping Cernunnos with the druids.

    Love trees,

    Love rocks,

    ‘Ate the eucharist,

    Simple as

12. Back to Catharism

13. Time to convert to Ethiopian Orthodoxy

14. Better dead than a Pr🤮t

15. No fucking way I’m becoming a Ketzer.

16. OP thought we wouldn’t know he’s Dutch by changing his flair.

17. so we can have your ugly “churches”? no thanks, we prefer gold and legitimacy

18. Are there actual catholics in this sub?

19. Protestantism doesn’t seem like much fun either. I stick to Pastafarianism

20. Everybody suddenly jealous of ~~Horny~~ Henry VIII

21. [ Removed by Reddit ]

22. Time to return to Orthodoxy

23. Barry tried to make Protestantism a thing here and failed, not going to happen.

24. time for all to embrace Buddha now….

25. Reminder that he led to the yanks being the troglodytes they are now through domino effect.

26. Call me naive but if a bunch non-yanks have chosen a yank to become a Pope in 2025…. I don’t think he will be a fan of MAGA at all.

    Long life to Leon XIV!

27. My ancestors survived the plantations and penal laws, I’ll be okay

28. I’d rather die.

29. What, and work? No thanks.

30. The OG Barry approves

    https://preview.redd.it/iw77zt0kulze1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3fee37442478bed8f07f779b52c2e0b69f4f80

31. The real Western European thing to do is go back to Celtic Druidism. Let’s reforest the lands and drape the entrails of our enemies around the trees

32. Catholics have better drip.

33. 

    Become a what…as a recovering catholic, GTFO.

34. My religion is rioting.

35. Have you seen the evangelic church-days in Hannover ? That’s wayyyyy worse than

36. No, they don’t celebrate carnaval. That’s why the Catholic Church is better

    

37. Don’t want to end up in hell like the rest of you heathens

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