Presumably any alcohol consumed on their ‘premise’ is no longer in a receptacle within the bin, where it can be reviewed by the ”correct’ authorities. Thank you reading about this **matter!**
Where there is a note, there is a story
Almost empty bottle of Buckfast. Near mint condition. Fast delivery. 3/5
Now to send my review to the correct authorities.
Bog bin ombudsman here AMA
CSI – the bog bin alcohol episode. Nice.
Hahaha, what absolute jobsworth came up with that? 🤣
Frankie Vaughn will be making a plea shortly.
Authorities : what’s that ? There’s a half bottle in the bin ? Aye sure we’ll definitely look into it.
Hangs up and never looks into it
DNA testing of the snot and slavers around the neck of the Bucky bottle?
Get customer swabs to find the guilty parties could be interesting!
We’ll sell it to you, but you can’t drink it on the premises. Kinda double standards given why they’ve had to put that sign on the bin.
Do people shoplift bottles and down them in the toilets ?
What they gonna do? Analyse the saliva on the top or dust it for fingerprints?
“Bin Squad, nobody move”
It probably just means that someone will review the CCTV outside the bathrooms for folks entering with alcohol
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Presumably any alcohol consumed on their ‘premise’ is no longer in a receptacle within the bin, where it can be reviewed by the ”correct’ authorities. Thank you reading about this **matter!**
Where there is a note, there is a story
Almost empty bottle of Buckfast. Near mint condition. Fast delivery. 3/5
Now to send my review to the correct authorities.
Bog bin ombudsman here AMA
CSI – the bog bin alcohol episode. Nice.
Hahaha, what absolute jobsworth came up with that? 🤣
Frankie Vaughn will be making a plea shortly.
Authorities : what’s that ? There’s a half bottle in the bin ? Aye sure we’ll definitely look into it.
Hangs up and never looks into it
DNA testing of the snot and slavers around the neck of the Bucky bottle?
Get customer swabs to find the guilty parties could be interesting!
We’ll sell it to you, but you can’t drink it on the premises. Kinda double standards given why they’ve had to put that sign on the bin.
Do people shoplift bottles and down them in the toilets ?
What they gonna do? Analyse the saliva on the top or dust it for fingerprints?
“Bin Squad, nobody move”
It probably just means that someone will review the CCTV outside the bathrooms for folks entering with alcohol
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