Fed up wi’ this ‘un, chop off er ead an get me a new un.
Aparently he had gout that was so bad that his leg was always effusing puss. And he was MORBIDLY obese. At this time, he had over 300 ‘mistresses’, many of which one has to assume were not willing…
Multiple wives that he abused. A daughter he would’ve happy killed because she stood up to him. Over eats and drinks like a fish. Lives on benefits and stolen cash. Cant get it up and has a turbo charged case of herpes
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Luv shaggin, luv venison, ‘ate Cafolics- simple as.
We are Henry the Eighth, we are
All I heard was George McHale as I read that
He was Welsh though.
The Vatican hates this one weird trick!
Fed up wi’ this ‘un, chop off er ead an get me a new un.
Aparently he had gout that was so bad that his leg was always effusing puss. And he was MORBIDLY obese. At this time, he had over 300 ‘mistresses’, many of which one has to assume were not willing…
Guy was literally Jaba The Hut.
[I’m a bit of a nob, I am, belong to royaltee!](https://youtu.be/GeUl6s073RA) (Yes, the original has verses!)
More recently: [Henry, Henry, Henry, had so many, wives that had to die!](https://youtu.be/qg2NwiuyaKI)
Based? He was a fucking scumbag
Multiple wives that he abused. A daughter he would’ve happy killed because she stood up to him. Over eats and drinks like a fish. Lives on benefits and stolen cash. Cant get it up and has a turbo charged case of herpes
No wonder the Right Wing love him
He did a catholexit
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