Just seen a pigeon in a shop checking out the wild bird seed…

by crazycockerels

25 comments
  1. God, it looks rather thrilled at all that seed. Wood pigeons are such characters.

    Edit: phrasing

  2. He’s saying “do you deliver? Cos I can’t get all this in my smart car.”

  3. Hope there’s not a cat eyeing up the cat food on the right.

  4. He was surprised by the 3 for 2 deal. I heard him say, “Coo, that’s a bargain. I’ve got a loyalty card as well somewhere.”

  5. The prophecies were true, all hail the pigeon god for granting this bounty, we are the blessed ones – ‘Now I need 4000 volunteers, strong of wing and beak – to carry it out’

  6. I’m sick of these Internet trends. Stop taking pictures of people shopping. Mind your business

  7. Surprised that a wood pigeon would wander into a shop like this. They’re more skittish than their domesticated cousins. He must really want that seed.

  8. Was that in Charlie’s in Shrewsbury? Saw one in there the other week

  9. He works there. Don’t knock his display over, he’ll get in a flap.

  10. He’s like which one that motherfucker got down the road that be the dogs nuts I need me some a that

  11. The way he’s looking in the third pic means he wants that one. It’s a hint!

  12. How do you know that he/she may or may not be a commission-based salesperson?

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