Fire at ‘Keir Starmer’s house’ as street cordoned off and cops investigate
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Fire at ‘Keir Starmer’s house’ as street cordoned off and cops investigate
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/breaking-fire-keir-starmers-house-35155662#ICID=Android_StarNewApp_AppShare
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People need to learn how to burn evidence responsibility.
Pants caught fire again?
Keir didn’t start the fire 🎵
Kinda hate saying this but, I hope everyone is alright, including Keir. 😬
Probably burning his cocaine stash to hide the evidence if the loopy fruitcake end of twitter is anything to go by today.
Edit: Are all the people downvoting not realising this was a joke amid stupid claims all over the internet that Starmer, Macron and Merz had cocaine on the table in Ukraine?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/12/france-derides-russia-false-claim-drug-use-macron-merz-starmer
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