Everybody is going to have our launch codes now.

Posted by Sadboy_looking4memes

28 comments
  1. It’s a bribe. They don’t need hidden mics. They can just call him directly to get national secrets.

    Or just visit Mar-a-Lago.

  2. No secret listening devices needed. When this sitting president and his clown academy is in office, information is available. One way or another.

  3. At least the launch codes are no longer 00000000. There was a very long period where they were. Our TOs literally told us to verify the code against the card then enter 8 0’s in those days.

  4. I bet they have some amazing ways to install bugs if you get full control of the plane before the dumbest leader in history takes it.

    The biggest problem would not ally be that getting caught using the bugs would ruin relationships, but that’s no problem. Here’s another hundred million dollars, sorry about the bugs, wow your deal making skills are so amazing, blah blah blah. 

  5. I know the plane is a bribe but also this is true. They’re gonna sell everything he says to someone else or use it to leverage him or US in worse ways.

  6. It’s gonna take at least two years to get that thing prepped for actual use, by the time it might be used it’s going to already be on its way out, Donny will make it a flying museum he will travel in.

  7. You know that plane is filled with spy tech 🕵️🤣🤣🤣

  8. A wooden ornament of the United States Seal carved by the Young Pioneer Organization of the Soviet Union, (a group of students) was given as a gift for US ambassador Harriman in 1945. It was only found to have a listening device inside it 7 years later in 1952.

  9. That’s stupid. They could just have asked to see them for free like everyone else does.

    Or just ask if they could get a copy of the documents.

  10. Stop nuking yourself, Stop nuking yourself

    ![gif](giphy|3oEjHNFqmSqyOLNxQY|downsized)

  11. I don’t know why anyone would go through the trouble to be able to hear him speak

    FDT

  12. They’ll just learn what we all already know – Trump is an idiot.

  13. All joking aside, it could really be the undoing of our security measures, infrastructure, and contingencies.

    I think I’ll watch *Leave the World Behind* again.

  14. To be fair, they would only hear that fat fuck talking about a movie he watched or what was on Fox News.

  15. Now? What do you think DOGE has been doing this whole time? Looking for fraud and waste? They’ve been installing back doors into basically every facet of your government. They’re already sold or will be selling all these details; no need to spy.

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