Peter doesn’t like a cone

15 comments

1. But I heard Iris likes a poke?

2. But his wife likes a bone.

3. This tropical weather cheers up even the dourest Dupper

4. “This ice cream’s lovely, Amir. What flavour is it?”

   “Vanilla, Sir. A popular extract developed in South America”

   *drops spoon in shock* “More ethnic muck! Where’s my change?”

5. [cone not pictured]

6. “I will put this human food to my mouth? Like so?”

7. The eyes are the window to the soul 🫣

8. It’s a 1699

9. Tbf if I owned a suit and tie as expensive as that I wouldn’t risk getting a cone.

10. Keeping the Sabbath on a sundae

11. His wife likes the bone

12. When you send someone else to the shop you have to get a tub. If they get a cone it melts down the sides before you get it.

13. Does he curry his ice cream like him and his buddies like to curry their yoghurt?

14. Ice-cream in a pedo case in America was used as a pedo symbol of communication. Ohh the Norn Irony

15. That’s not ice cream. It’s a frozen (curried) yoghurt.

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