What the fuck did I read?

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1. Utter Yank Nonsense

2. Let PIGS be PIGS.

3. Fake! If he really identified as Greek the gf would roleplay as a bf.

4. Why does he have a girlfriend when he identifies as Greek?

5. Yanks being Yanks, I guess. Also, I’m happy that the word sex is censored, after all there are children present. God knows what might happen to them.

6. Phew, good thing you censored “sex”

7. There’s a similar only fools and horses episode like this lmao

8. Godammit the Americunts are at it again !

   “She’s 20% ItAlIaNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

9. Isn’t „I identify as greek“ just another way to say you‘re gay?

10. “She is like 20% Italian” LMAO

11. 20% eye-talian

    

12. barbarians trying sex LARPing using two superior cultures….

    wait, i already seen this one.

13. This was completley reasonable till the % part came up and I realized it was Yankposting.

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15. Tfw your gf won’t say voice lines from Rome: Total War whilst you shag

16. I’m always telling you that northerners have crazy fantasies about Mediterranean lovers but y’all don’t want to listen to me

17. this ist too savage on all levels involved to really start bothering. heavens the problems these ppl have

18. https://preview.redd.it/lfavzyfvbj0f1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8744c3d6779f1825fb5057061c260805d7b6a86

19. 20% italian. Yankposting

20. the roman empire fell again

21. “I identify as Greek”

    “She’s like 20% Italian”

    Yeah…he’s one of ours. Sorry about that guys

22. Quality content

23. 20% italian…. americans ?

24. “Like… I was born in Boston, but like… I *identify* as Greek.”

    “OMG I’m like… 20% Italian, that’s like… so offensive :(“

25. I’d like the details on “I identify as Greek” cuz I’m smelling a yankee.

26. You identify as a Greek? In debt, untrustworthy and gay for not knowin who will decide to get to bent you for todays scapegoat? Turkey or Germany?

27. 20% Italian: Savage detected

28. Americans and their culture wars. When will they learn?

29. Least horny ~~Stavros~~ Hank

30. Yank boyfriend scared yank girlfriend over ancient european history roleplay, why did I read that?

31. Fake: OP has a girlfriend

    Gay: OP is fascinated by big muscular Greek men

32. Yank shit, this is peak yankism.

33. what fresh yank hell is this

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35. Yeah, you identify as greek, whatever the fuck that might mean, muscular ancient hoplite, OK, you’re a weirdo, sex with a modern roman girl, told her a few words in latin (I woulda loved to hear that, but nevermind) and she got upset? Well yeah, what else did you expect, you absolute pelican?

    >apparently she’s like 20% italian and doesn’t feel comfortable being with “an enemy”

    FUCK ME SHE’S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HIM

36. i identify as greek lmfao

37. r/ShitAmericansSay

38. I don’t think that’s what freaked her out. It’s the strap on he suggested she wear for the reverse side of his fantasy that really did it.

    Also, yanks are identifying as Greek now?

39. Sounds like gutefrage . net

40. „Identifies as Greek“ yep Ameritard

41. Sounds like they don’t need to pretend.

42. https://preview.redd.it/rrcy7kisij0f1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c5fa5488ff74e45fd0019ce690756a0a8df91ba

43. “I identify as Greek” all I am taking from that is that he is not Greek

44. He identifies as a fake greek then

45. 

46. Its called mental retardation

47. Yankistani stuff, I’m sorry but I’m not interested in such barbarism

48. That is one way to tell us you are American without telling us you are American

49. Yeah this yank is crazy…

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    …

    The thought of having a Greek god punishing me is definitely not doing anything to my brain chemistry….

50. “20% Italian”, was this degenerate nonsense written by a godless savage?

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