Yeah, that’s the last time I get drunk at my grandads house.
Nans funeral was wild.
Judge not yet ye be judged…….sniff
To be fair, the Brits have had many more centuries of practice.
British festivals are carnage compared to Coachella lol
It’s so true and this makes me laugh every time I see it.
Nothing beats this absolute degernate lunacy I found on a similar post a while back:
“Reading Festival, would have been around 2004 pop up pirate… they had some toilets that where about 6ft up in the air all pissing / shitting into one giant container, I’m stood there taking a piss hear a scream from the next cubical and I’m like what the fuck…all of a sudden this head of a guy emerges from the hole I’m pissing into and shouts “pop up pirate” as he is literally taking a full stream of my piss to the face, covered in who knows what and works his was down the row of toilets swimming in piss and shit yelling “pop up pirate” all the way along”
“And that was on the WAY to the festival.”
At least the Yanks had that one Woodstock festival that went nuts
Ewwww, spitting?
That’s barbaric, now excuse me while I go daub myself in my own feces, my mate just called about some drugs he has
Elon went to a British festival?
The Septics would need decades of therapy if they went to Reading it Leeds back in the day.
This is why Coachella influencers would never survive Glastonbury
You can’t buy class like that!
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I once saw a guy give himself a Colonic irrigation using beer (Fosters probably) at Reading Festival 2004.
“Spitting on the ground”
Lady, that happens at least seventy eight times on every street in England, you would not survive here if that’s “the worst” you’ve seen. Hell, I’m pretty sure at least half of the shit on the floor in my town isn’t canine.
Get a chocolate bar (snickers ideally because of the nuts).
Hold it in your hand till it’s warm.
Use said chocolate bar to leave a message on a tent.
“Is this shit or not?”
Or don’t use chocolate…
How do you know it was his own?
Anyone remember hearing about the pop up pirate?
British nights out are different.
Be prepared.
I saw someone filming his own cock while jerking off in public. I thought he was going to get battered for being a pervert, but a 40-something year old woman gave him a “hand” in finishing.
I watch a guy dressed as Peter Pan snort a line of coke off his mates ass..who was dressed as Aladdin. Only saw it as I was fooling round with another one of their mates in their tent
I’ve seen people sleeping in a “tent” that was pitched against the fence where everyone was pissing.(rockness)
I’ve seen 2 guys out of their faces be really intrigued by a pile of crystals on the ground to the point where they were picking them up and licking them only to be told they were those things that dissolve poo in a camping toilet.(rockness)
I’ve been walking past a tent on the second morning of a festival and heard a guy scream “she fuckin’ shat on my chest”(rockness)
Me and my mates were chased by a bunch of naked dudes while we were on magic mushrooms. Kinda hilarious, actually(Leeds)
I will edit more in if I remember them, I saw so many fucked up things during my festival years, but I also did a rather large amount of drugs, too.
Was at a festival in Donegal about 10 years ago, went to the chipper beside the camp entrance after it had ended and while we waited for out grub we seen a lad on top of a 8+ft spiked fence. We thought he was stuck so we walked over to help him, as we got closer we realised he was impaled on the spike, as we got even closer we realised the spike was actually up his hole and he was intentionally fucking himself with it. We didn’t know wtf to even say and you’re man just goes “I’m just having the craic lads”, we were so shook we could barely eat after it.
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Mild vs mild*
Did somebody say pop-up pirate?
The thousand-yard stare of the lad says a lot.
It do be like that.
Yeah, that’s the last time I get drunk at my grandads house.
Nans funeral was wild.
Judge not yet ye be judged…….sniff
To be fair, the Brits have had many more centuries of practice.
British festivals are carnage compared to Coachella lol
It’s so true and this makes me laugh every time I see it.
Nothing beats this absolute degernate lunacy I found on a similar post a while back:
“Reading Festival, would have been around 2004 pop up pirate… they had some toilets that where about 6ft up in the air all pissing / shitting into one giant container, I’m stood there taking a piss hear a scream from the next cubical and I’m like what the fuck…all of a sudden this head of a guy emerges from the hole I’m pissing into and shouts “pop up pirate” as he is literally taking a full stream of my piss to the face, covered in who knows what and works his was down the row of toilets swimming in piss and shit yelling “pop up pirate” all the way along”
“And that was on the WAY to the festival.”
At least the Yanks had that one Woodstock festival that went nuts
Ewwww, spitting?
That’s barbaric, now excuse me while I go daub myself in my own feces, my mate just called about some drugs he has
Elon went to a British festival?
The Septics would need decades of therapy if they went to Reading it Leeds back in the day.
This is why Coachella influencers would never survive Glastonbury
You can’t buy class like that!
Standard
I once saw a guy give himself a Colonic irrigation using beer (Fosters probably) at Reading Festival 2004.
“Spitting on the ground”
Lady, that happens at least seventy eight times on every street in England, you would not survive here if that’s “the worst” you’ve seen. Hell, I’m pretty sure at least half of the shit on the floor in my town isn’t canine.
Get a chocolate bar (snickers ideally because of the nuts).
Hold it in your hand till it’s warm.
Use said chocolate bar to leave a message on a tent.
“Is this shit or not?”
Or don’t use chocolate…
How do you know it was his own?
Anyone remember hearing about the pop up pirate?
British nights out are different.
Be prepared.
I saw someone filming his own cock while jerking off in public. I thought he was going to get battered for being a pervert, but a 40-something year old woman gave him a “hand” in finishing.
I watch a guy dressed as Peter Pan snort a line of coke off his mates ass..who was dressed as Aladdin. Only saw it as I was fooling round with another one of their mates in their tent
I’ve seen people sleeping in a “tent” that was pitched against the fence where everyone was pissing.(rockness)
I’ve seen 2 guys out of their faces be really intrigued by a pile of crystals on the ground to the point where they were picking them up and licking them only to be told they were those things that dissolve poo in a camping toilet.(rockness)
I’ve been walking past a tent on the second morning of a festival and heard a guy scream “she fuckin’ shat on my chest”(rockness)
Me and my mates were chased by a bunch of naked dudes while we were on magic mushrooms. Kinda hilarious, actually(Leeds)
I will edit more in if I remember them, I saw so many fucked up things during my festival years, but I also did a rather large amount of drugs, too.
Was at a festival in Donegal about 10 years ago, went to the chipper beside the camp entrance after it had ended and while we waited for out grub we seen a lad on top of a 8+ft spiked fence. We thought he was stuck so we walked over to help him, as we got closer we realised he was impaled on the spike, as we got even closer we realised the spike was actually up his hole and he was intentionally fucking himself with it. We didn’t know wtf to even say and you’re man just goes “I’m just having the craic lads”, we were so shook we could barely eat after it.
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