They got rid of the nude sunbathing area and there is now a sign up.
One old wag said it needs to have the words ‘period’ or ‘fancy dress’ added.

by londondanno

23 comments
  1. They’ve left the perfect space for such graffiti

  2. It needs the word “REVEALING” added to the upper part of the notice.

  3. How it could ever be possible to change from your street clothes into swim trunks without violating the “all” is left as an exercise for the reader. 

  4. So half a big bird costume, naked from the waste down

  5. Assless chaps, mankinis and just a crop top – totally acceptable though!

  6. I’m thinking Elton John style swimwear. The feathers might get wet though.

  7. Fucking prudes and their degenerate fetishes worming their wicked ways into everything.

    Fresh air is good for the nethers!

  8. This country just gets more uptight, more controlled, more expensive, less powerful, less interesting, less relevant, lower quality and generally more sh*t.

    So very tired of it.

  9. Costumes must be worn – so not allowed to wear brand new ?

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