The Constitution giveth, and Ted Cruz sayeth: ‘No, thanks.’

Posted by uninteresting_reveal

30 comments
  1. Ted Cruz, the “stupid is as stupid does” poster boy.

  2. When is he deported I recommend a human sized sling shot

  3. Its not a policy. As part of the constitution it is a right.

  4. We need to start a Trump’s mom was born in Scotland and thus he cannot be president campaign.

  5. I think we should make him recite the constitution from memory.

    Then make him eat a bowl of spider webs.

    Maybe rub sand in his eyes.

  6. When even Fox News is pointing out the irony in his stupidity, and it still goes completely over his head.

  7. ??????? Birthright citizenship didn’t give him citizenship, he was born in Canada.

    This could apply to almost any other Senator, who qualified for citizenship at least partially due to birthright citizenship as decided most recently by the Supreme Court, but Cruz wasn’t a beneficiary of birthright citizenship at all.

  8. It’s less of a mistake than the 2nd amendment.  Immigration is the source of whatever greatness this nation ever had.

  9. Who keeps voting for this creep?

    What Texan looks at him saying, “I’m tough as Texas!”

    And thinks, “Texas is only as tough as a Canadian mime who shields himself behind his daughters whenever he’s in trouble. I guess I’ll vote for him!”

  10. Oh please, oh please, oh please deport this poorly bearded turd.

  11. I thought Cancun Cruz was already Mexican citizen. Why does he need to be US citizenship?

    Oh right. For the grift.

  12. Wait how was he running for President if he was born in Canada?

  13. Enemy of the people, the constitution and the United States of America. Fuck Ted Cruz! May the fleas from a thousand camels infest his groin!

  14. So I’ve been hearing how they want to eliminate birthright citizenship for a while now but how does that even work?! How do you decide who’s a citizen or not?! How far back could they go to say you’re not a citizen? This is insanity

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