Living the life! Just make sure you dispose of the ashes properly and wet it down fully
I can smell this already.
Where are you, exactly? Asking for a friend, of course*
**not really, asking for myself cos I’m a glutton and love outdoor cooking*
How did it go ?
Edale?
Where are you? I was out by Grindleford today and I must have walked past five ‘No fires’ signs.
I’m so jealous of this, defo be having a beer to though.
Bowscale fell?
Someone’s having a BBQ here (not as idyllic a location, though (arse-end of Bristol)). Well fucking jealous – I’m fucking ***STARVING***!
Have you got a solid grill? Those disposable ones ideally need to be lifted over the coals, wasn’t sure on your plan for that?
You’d best not, or it’ll rain
Bet it’s feeling a bit baltic by now.
[e]’*Ne’er cast a cloot till May is oot*’ still applies.
Ok, cook.
Did you bring the barbecue with you or did you find it randomly in the countryside like some kind of mythic quest item? Do you get to be King of England if the meat is charred just right?
We’re not stopping you, lad.
Please. Cook.
So – would I be right in guessing you are from Wolverhampton / Walsall / The Black Country?
Did you finish your bottle of piss?
Are the nunchucks to make the meat lean? Smart idea
Let him cook
I bet this all kinda got more shit as the minutes ticked by.
Wait, is that The Lawley with Caer Caradoc just beyond it?
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Where abouts is that looks well nice
Living the life! Just make sure you dispose of the ashes properly and wet it down fully
I can smell this already.
Where are you, exactly? Asking for a friend, of course*
**not really, asking for myself cos I’m a glutton and love outdoor cooking*
How did it go ?
Edale?
Where are you? I was out by Grindleford today and I must have walked past five ‘No fires’ signs.
I’m so jealous of this, defo be having a beer to though.
Bowscale fell?
Someone’s having a BBQ here (not as idyllic a location, though (arse-end of Bristol)). Well fucking jealous – I’m fucking ***STARVING***!
Have you got a solid grill? Those disposable ones ideally need to be lifted over the coals, wasn’t sure on your plan for that?
You’d best not, or it’ll rain
Bet it’s feeling a bit baltic by now.
[e]’*Ne’er cast a cloot till May is oot*’ still applies.
Ok, cook.
Did you bring the barbecue with you or did you find it randomly in the countryside like some kind of mythic quest item? Do you get to be King of England if the meat is charred just right?
We’re not stopping you, lad.
Please. Cook.
So – would I be right in guessing you are from Wolverhampton / Walsall / The Black Country?
Did you finish your bottle of piss?
Are the nunchucks to make the meat lean? Smart idea
Let him cook
I bet this all kinda got more shit as the minutes ticked by.
Wait, is that The Lawley with Caer Caradoc just beyond it?
You should have gone for the( 4 for £10) offer 👀🫢
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