That’s why only stupid people voted for him, he couldn’t even be honest about how many children he had.
Why was this on the national news tonight? Who cares he’s not anybody anymore.
*Swipes past* Anyways…
Europe is the only thing Boris has pulled out of
Did they count Charlotte Owen?
This will be 9.
That he admits to.
Can somone neuter that benefit scrounger? Either that or take away his gold plated pension.
11 or something?
4 kids Boris? That’s insane.
Welcome to Britain, the only place where working class birth rates are plummeting and elites are having kids by the car load.. I wonder why 🙄
He’s the UKs Nick Cannon.
And it’s confirmed she’s the mother, right?
Is he trying to beat Elmo?
Is that including the one he never mentions, if not then that’s number 10
GOOCH
Absolutely smitten huh?
Hmm… Convenient how she became absolutely smitten with a guy with so much wealth and influence, and manages to overlook dozens of relationship related flaws and red flags.
I’m sure it’s true love though 💕
I think 9 is something of an estimate. Id be surprised if he even knew what the total is. Also, how can we stop him continuing to breed?! Enough now, bozza.
Princess nut nut?
The worst part? You know he’s probably saying “Well darling. Any chance of some Rumpy Pumpy tonight?”
At some point in the far future, every single Brit will be able to trace their ancestry to Boris Johnson, and he’ll become every Brit’s most common recent ancestor.
Is he a breeder?
Does he think his genes are really the ones we need to be spreading around?
His current wife is 5 years younger than his eldest daughter. Tell me that’s not weird.
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That’s why only stupid people voted for him, he couldn’t even be honest about how many children he had.
Why was this on the national news tonight? Who cares he’s not anybody anymore.
*Swipes past* Anyways…
Europe is the only thing Boris has pulled out of
Did they count Charlotte Owen?
This will be 9.
That he admits to.
Can somone neuter that benefit scrounger? Either that or take away his gold plated pension.
11 or something?
4 kids Boris? That’s insane.
Welcome to Britain, the only place where working class birth rates are plummeting and elites are having kids by the car load.. I wonder why 🙄
He’s the UKs Nick Cannon.
And it’s confirmed she’s the mother, right?
Is he trying to beat Elmo?
Is that including the one he never mentions, if not then that’s number 10
GOOCH
Absolutely smitten huh?
Hmm… Convenient how she became absolutely smitten with a guy with so much wealth and influence, and manages to overlook dozens of relationship related flaws and red flags.
I’m sure it’s true love though 💕
I think 9 is something of an estimate. Id be surprised if he even knew what the total is. Also, how can we stop him continuing to breed?! Enough now, bozza.
Princess nut nut?
The worst part? You know he’s probably saying “Well darling. Any chance of some Rumpy Pumpy tonight?”
At some point in the far future, every single Brit will be able to trace their ancestry to Boris Johnson, and he’ll become every Brit’s most common recent ancestor.
Is he a breeder?
Does he think his genes are really the ones we need to be spreading around?
His current wife is 5 years younger than his eldest daughter. Tell me that’s not weird.
Does Boris know?
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