Oh so that’s why I am single by 4mberchurro Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 12 comments Probably the most normal woman on all these dating apps. What’s the context? I take it the text was changed. The text was changed, right? I’ve heard of being trapped like a moth in a bath, but never like a butterfly in a microwave. Hi Hannah, I microwave babies. Dinner tonight? She probably still gets 100 messages a day from guys! TBF, she’s not exactly unattractive! I can fix her. That’s not an imperfection that’s psychopathy How does she get them from her stomach? *Meets on a date at her place. Me: “Sorry I’m nervous, im getting butterflies.” Her: “That’s just for starters. Its bumblebee pie for main.” This is why dating apps ask about hobbies now I’m gonna keep catching that butterfly In that dream of mine Comments are closed.
*Meets on a date at her place. Me: “Sorry I’m nervous, im getting butterflies.” Her: “That’s just for starters. Its bumblebee pie for main.”
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Probably the most normal woman on all these dating apps.
What’s the context?
I take it the text was changed. The text was changed, right?
I’ve heard of being trapped like a moth in a bath, but never like a butterfly in a microwave.
Hi Hannah, I microwave babies. Dinner tonight?
She probably still gets 100 messages a day from guys! TBF, she’s not exactly unattractive!
I can fix her.
That’s not an imperfection that’s psychopathy
How does she get them from her stomach?
*Meets on a date at her place.
Me: “Sorry I’m nervous, im getting butterflies.”
Her: “That’s just for starters. Its bumblebee pie for main.”
This is why dating apps ask about hobbies now
I’m gonna keep catching that butterfly
In that dream of mine
Comments are closed.