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by BenidormEnjoyer

28 comments
  1. France has good pastries. It’s a shame we have a large pothole buffer zone we need to cross to get there.

  2. Germany is a good trading partner, ze best Bruder. Somehow we understand culturally each other pretty well (except the Bavarians)

  3. Hmm, if I go West; Great mechanics, very quick in taking cars apart.

    If I go East, it’s either Netherlands or France.

    So Netherlands; 6 feet tall freaky motherfuckers.

    France; Not 6 feet tall freaky motherfuckers but have different bread.

  4. The country we have the largest border with have very great festivals.

  5. Dear Canada, you make a great buffer zone against the southern savagery.

  6. Portugals soup is great, another sympton of their slaviness

  7. You know, I’m glad we have our buddies Hans, Pierre and across the channel Barry that make it so we don’t have to do anything for our own defence or protection.

    Makes life easy for us. Cheers 🥂

  8. Thank you Northsea, without you we would be bordering Barryland

  9. I like the Poles’ attitude towards the size of meals, alcohol and Russia.

  10. 99% of any woman i saw while walking or hiking in Slovenia was hot as Fuck, and McDonald had mcTasty, discontinued at the time here in Italy

  11. They have Galicia, the best region in the entire peninsula. I love Galicia so much I bough a house at the border just so I could go there whenever I want.

    Galicia is love. Galicia is life.

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