Wifey material or childish?

by cheekygirlxxo

41 comments
  1. No rude words in the spaghetti letters, this is a failure

  2. Looks like farm foods got ram raided… onto a winner there… From . Greggs to Greg Wallis 😆 sincerest good luck 👍 find happiness where you can.

  3. Excuse me sir but I think you’ll find that’s an autism platter

  4. That meal is God awful. I do however approve of the dinosaur positioning. But yeah I couldn’t live with eating meals like that.

  5. Now this is a feast!!! With some bonus subtle messaging too 🦖👀

  6. This is awful, where’s the grated cheese to top the beans/spaghetti hoops?!

  7. Aren’t you already supposed to have kids before you’re forced to eat that stuff?

    I think I got lucky. I’m old enough that most of it just didn’t exist when I was a kid, and other than having tried potato waffles once [& never again], I don’t think I could ever be talked into eating any of that [except the beans of course.]

    I expect this to be an unpopular opinion, but really, that plate is a disgrace.

  8. We get lunch provided at work a few times a week, and there are some that just cook up stuff like this

    When they were borderline apologising for not liking the catered lunches I was like “eat what you like, enjoying certain foods doesn’t make you a better person in any way”

  9. Wtf are beans doing in this pile of glory.

    She is trying to change him slowly. This is pretty much an abusive relationship.

  10. Would scan so long as you’re not eating it every day lol

  11. My wife used to put her penis through the waffle holes. I’m sure there’s a better way to say it, but waffle holes is the only way I know.

  12. I like all the food on the plate, but not all at once. Could do with one or two out of your five per day!

  13. I’d need a wife to reign in my impulses towards unhealthy meals, not amplify them.

    But as long as that’s the only thing I’m only getting once a week, I’m on board

  14. It depends how fat you’re comfortable ending up.

  15. Are the dinos fucking or is not having a wank today catching up with me?

  16. Putting the dinosaurs in a mating position makes it both wife-material AND childish

  17. As an autistic person, this is heaven. A mound of ketchup and I’m happy until that plate is spotless.

  18. Britain sailed the world in search of spices and settled on this.

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