POV : you’re a Roman legionary and you just pulled up to Britannia…

by Cs1981Bel

33 comments
  1. Teeth are too clean and straight (source – I just looked in a mirror).

  2. Susanacea is depicted here. Her interests include curse tablets, ritualistic river wrestling, crafting jewellery, beheading Italics, and cursing the predicted future in which a bunch of G*rmanics 🤢 steal her husband’s (Baratacus, 63 kills) ancestors’ rock piles.

  3. Oh Barry, if you weren’t that funny I would exile you to an island.

  4. hey bruv, are you from europe?

    your friends are a bit too armed, innit?

  5. ‘You cant park your boat there, mate!’ ‘Do you have a loicence for that gladius?’

  6. Correction. The face paint is blue. Everything else is accurate.

  7. They pulled up, but they never pulled out.
    #ImpregnationTactics

  8. A Swiss mercenary would marry her and send her to a Bulgarian dentist spa with the money he earned conquering Ingerlund.

    As you can see, all problems can be solved with enough money.

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