Hans being erased from the history books

by Cubelock

24 comments
  1. I understand why the Pope decided to leave this world after hearing Vance.

  2. Breaking news: American politician says stupid American things

    More news at 11

  3. We’re in the process of developing a new Wunderwaffe anyway. But don’t tell anyone. We’re just here among ourselves.

  4. ‘Muricans themselves are a rather odd collection of imported descendants of Europe’s poorest people from the late 19th century and 1930s.

  5. >That you have to import a foreign class of servants, i reject that.

    Didnt the Chinese built the transcontinental railroad ?

    when they will stop teaching propaganda and start with actual history… Their entire country was made by foreign class of servants…

  6. Reminder that these idiots are ruiling a great power, not by taking the power by force (But tried to and failed). No they were elected

    Let that sink in

  7. Wait! We get erased? That’s not how it supposed to be! That’s our job!

  8. To be fair, there’s nothing more American nowadays than fascism

  9. I genuinely believe that this guy doesn’t really know that most of the scientists were German, it’s not a case of racism…

  10. Tell me more about the Vergeltungswaffe-2 rockets, Vance.

  11. That’s the effect of getting high on own supply. Propaganda went on for so long and so widespread they started believing it.

  12. You’re just a ~~footnote~~ paperclip in history, Hans.

    But at least Werner Von Braun got to join the exclusive club of people who were both Nazis and Disney TV presenters, how many people can say that?

  13. Yeah I mean who is more American than Werner Karl Heisenberg or Albert Einstein. Both born in Germantown I believe.

  14. I feel sorry for Americans. Their 48th is dumber than Medvedev. Or maybe he’s just pretending

  15. They were fucking passengers on a German Limo service. Have they ever said thank you?

  16. > Rockets! Which put him on the moon. After the war ended, we were snatching up kraut scientists like hotcakes. You don’t believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell ‘Heil Hitler!’ WOOP! They all jump straight up!”

    – Mallory Archer

  17. On 15 April 1955, Wernher von Braun became a naturalized citizen of the United States.

    So he’s technically not even wrong.

  18. German science + American BALLS = GREATNESS. The French can’t even clean their windows lol

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