When you’re done with your shift but still have some crap to take care of…
The problem is the smartest bears are smarter than the dumb humans
What they need is some sort of motion activated Christmas lights display, so that every time he gets in position he’s lit up like Blackpool with accompanying music, spinning characters etc.
I like the idea of a confetti gun hidden.
That’s why I don’t wait for change from the driver.
I would of filmed him doing it and put it online before warning him about the cctv. Dirty b**stard.
Travellers / Gypsies do this everywhere they do. Rotten.
Surely there’s a coffee shop or fast food place nearby?
Who’s shit is he taking and why are you so mad, if he was having a shit in your garden I could understand why 😁
“you dirty rat” and “takes a poop – very dirty” on the mini signs at the top really made me laugh.
Which part of the UK is this?
I’d just not tell him TBH. Video him, report it, get him sacked, Job Done.
It’s surprisingly common to come across human shit on dog walks. I’ve got to be really vigilant or my dog will chow down on it. Toilet paper/tissue and all. I tried to wrestle some shitty toilet paper out of her mouth once but never again 🤢. She knows I’m disgusted by it but she’s a greedy bugger. I know people get caught short but bury it or bag it.
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“I had that Dulco Lax in the back o’me cab once”
Now I wonder where taxi drivers go to the toilet
You’ve got to be shitting me.
I once had a shit down an alley way whilst delivering papers as a kid. Walked passed it for the next couple of weeks and it started to fester.
Couldn’t imagine doing it as an adult
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Dirty shit!
I’m guessing since they already have pictures that they have already reported them and they didn’t do anything?
Ritualistic defecation
Take a dump under the sign now
No shit sherlock!
Where’s the Earl of Shaftesbury when you need him?
Not up the privet, surely!?
I’ve never been so mad that I’ve bought a whiteboard to leave an angry message in public.
Wow that’s grim.
“I’m just dropping off, mate”
Can I have your address please?
I need to drop the kids at the pool.
Come on, I’m starting to breach.
Filth monger
Some arsehole did it, literally.
Would rather visit turtle bay….did one in the middle of the desert once. Could see the turd mound for about 2 miles back.
Those damn spicy pasties. Every time!
Thats actually disgusting, i understand being caught short but to leave dirty toilet roll littering the area is vile. Scum.
I hope he wipes his backside on the whiteboard.
Taxi driver is going to be posting in AskUK soon.
Claiming he pays “Road Tax” and can the home owner really “send council men round?”
https://preview.redd.it/93ieg3yr9b4f1.png?width=767&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e8aeb3cbed1b65c61bfeb4922405b865dc8eb44
When you’re done with your shift but still have some crap to take care of…
The problem is the smartest bears are smarter than the dumb humans
What they need is some sort of motion activated Christmas lights display, so that every time he gets in position he’s lit up like Blackpool with accompanying music, spinning characters etc.
I like the idea of a confetti gun hidden.
That’s why I don’t wait for change from the driver.
I would of filmed him doing it and put it online before warning him about the cctv. Dirty b**stard.
Travellers / Gypsies do this everywhere they do. Rotten.
Surely there’s a coffee shop or fast food place nearby?
Who’s shit is he taking and why are you so mad, if he was having a shit in your garden I could understand why 😁
“you dirty rat” and “takes a poop – very dirty” on the mini signs at the top really made me laugh.
Which part of the UK is this?
I’d just not tell him TBH. Video him, report it, get him sacked, Job Done.
It’s surprisingly common to come across human shit on dog walks. I’ve got to be really vigilant or my dog will chow down on it. Toilet paper/tissue and all. I tried to wrestle some shitty toilet paper out of her mouth once but never again 🤢. She knows I’m disgusted by it but she’s a greedy bugger. I know people get caught short but bury it or bag it.
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